Stray Kids 9th Member ~ Shine Pt.1

Twitter Pt.1

Sammy 💫🌈
@beaver_sammy
I spent five minutes of my life watching Yeonjun dancing... I do not regret it.

Sammy 💫🌈
@beaver_sammy
WHY DO KAI'S CHEEKS LOOK SO SQUISHY!! @Stray_Kids JEONGIN LET ME SQUISH YOUR CHEEKS!

Sammy💫🌈
@beaver_sammy
Lee do you yield? You shot him in the side yes he yields! I'm satisfied. Yo we gotta clear the field! Yo we won! HERE COMES THE GENERAL! This should be fun...

— Sammy how long have you been listening to Hamilton?
Sammy: I've listened to the soundtrack three times today!

Sammy💫🌈
@beaver_sammy
This bish came in front of me today and had the guts to say I was gay because I was wearing makeup. Karen, listen! GUYS CAN WEAR MAKEUP! IT'S 2020 OMFG!!!!!

Sammy💫🌈
@beaver_sammy
I have resorted to not giving a fuck about the chaos of the world around me, so if you need me I'll be in my room crying myself to sleep.

— What happened?
Sammy: Chan stole my cookies
Stray Kids: I SAID I WAS SORRY!
Sammy: SORRY DOESN'T BRING MY COOKIES BACK!

Sammy💫🌈
@beaver_sammy
ISTG! Why do some people have to be all up in your business! Ok so story time! I'm going to the grocery store for my mom and step-dad. They needed groceries and I wanted to be a nice son. +

Sammy: — So I went out and was walking to the store. Minding my business when this a**hole comes up to me saying, "Chinese Communist". SIR I AM KOREAN-THAI-CHINESE-JAPANESE! I MAY BE PART CHINESE BUT I WAS BORN AND RAISED HERE IN THE US OF A! +

Sammy: — He walks away sneering and I yell back to him, "I WAS BORN IN AMERICA!" He rolled his eyes and comes up to me again. Like can this mfer just LEAVE ME ALONE!!! +

Sammy: — He says, "Then tell your parents to go back to China before I deport them." I scoff. Mfer was NOT giving up. I say, "My parents and their parents were born here in America. My dad's grandpa served in Marines. My step-dad was a US Navy Man for six years." +

Sammy: — "And my family on my mom's side has served in the US military." This bish didn't give up though. "Why didn't you serve Young Buck!" I deadpan at him. "I'm a Korean Idol and I don't really want to serve." +

Sammy: — "And why is that? Aren't you Patriotic?" Bish I am Patriotic! I don't need to serve to be Patriotic. So I asked him, "Does serving in the military automatically make you patriotic?" He glares at me saying, "Yes of course." +

Sammy: — "So then ask me this and I will get off your back. Did you or did you not serve in the US military?" He really laughed. "Why does that matter."
"Answer the question."
"No I didn't." I had smiled. +

Sammy: — "Well then are you patriotic?"
"Yes of course!"
"Then why haven't you served?"
"Because I didn't want to."
"See here's your flaw. You asked me why I didn't serve yet and if I would ever serve. But you sir look to be in your early forties and haven't served because +

Sammy: — "You obviously don't want to. Yet you're patriotic. I'm patriotic and I haven't served. So your asking me if I'm patriotic and haven't served is invalid because we both haven't served. So shouldn't we both be un-patriotic by those terms?" +

Sammy: — "Tch whatever." And he walks away. I might have said some weird things on the whole "terms" part but in the moment... I WAS ANGRY! You don't just call someone unpatriotic just because they haven't served. Also don't judge a person by what they look like. +

Sammy: — It obviously gets you nowhere. Also don't call someone a Communist. It's incredibly rude and assuming someone's political bias is rude too. No I'm not a communist and I will not support communism. +

Sammy: — Communism on the surface may seem great but once you look at countries like Old Soviet Union and North Korea you realize how terrible it is.

Sammy💫🌈
@beaver_sammy
JYP's gonna ban me from Twitter, Vapp, and Instagram now... 😅

Sammy💫🌈
@beaver_sammy
Surprisingly JYP hasn't banned me from sns. THANK YOU THANK YOU!

Sammy💫🌈
@beaver_sammy
Stays are clowning me saying, "I know the law, but I don't follow the law." Sure JYP has some interesting reasons for banning artists from sns but come on, it's politics. It would obviously get me banned.

— Maybe JYP doesn't see it as problematic?
Sammy: IDK but I'm just glad I'm not banned. I like voicing my opinion. That's why social media was created in the first place. Well at least I think so. 😅

Sammy💫🌈
@beaver_sammy
Ok here me out, talking about politics doesn't get me banned but talking about Woojin does? JYP come on.

— You're gonna get banned again.
Sammy: Yeah... I figured as much.

— Sammy no! Don't talk about Woojin! You'll get banned!
Sammy: I don't care about getting banned from JYP at this point. I wanna voice my opinion.

*Sammy doesn't get banned*

Sammy💫🌈
@beaver_sammy
So... you're not banning me? What is this sorcery!

— This is a surprise!
Sammy: I KNOW!

Sammy💫🌈
@beaver_sammy
My past few tweets have been about getting banned from sns why not something happier? MY PARENTS ARE GETTING ANOTHER DOG AND MOVING TO NEW YORK? WTF?

— So JYP also lets you swear?
Sammy: Yeah, he doesn't really care at this point. Plus Ren swears and Netizens have bashed her for swearing but GOT7 swears and JYP does nothing. 😂

Sammy💫🌈
@beaver_sammy
Update: My parents are moving to a gated community with those big houses and big properties. That's extremely expensive but hey, plus side it's a quieter area!

Sammy💫🌈
@beaver_sammy
Update x2: I checked out some of the houses with Hiro and WOW! THEY'RE SOOOOO NICE! The one they want is big enough for all of SKZ to come over!

Sammy💫🌈
@beaver_sammy
Update x3: After coming back to Korea they picked one and it's the huge one with a very nice pool and hot tub! I approve! @kyulchae @aiwathiro

@kyulchae I'm glad you like it!
Sammy: I LOVE IT! I bet Danny's gonna like the backyard!
@kyulchae Yeah while he loves the daily runs and everything I think he'll like a big backyard more than a run.
Sammy: Send me loads of pictures of the house once you guys move in!
@kyulchae Well I'll be doing a house tour on my yt channel for everyone to see but ok.
Sammy: 😁

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That was incredibly long. 😂