Stray Kids 9th Member ~ Shine Pt.1

Beaver Live #7: Kids Shows

July 2019

Sammy: Kids shows... Danny Phantom.

Stays: YOU KNOW THAT SHOW?

Sammy: Yeah... just because we didn't exactly have the money doesn't mean I didn't spend time at my childhood friends houses and watch cartoons with them.

Stays: Then how come you didn't know Disney movies until after Dahee was born?

Sammy: When your trying to live a somewhat good life you forget such things exist. Chan watched them with me and I cried at the Lion King.

Stays: I can see that happening. You also know Avatar!

Sammy: We have an old tv in our apartment and I had saved up all my money to not only buy the comics but the cds. They stay in a box in Tsukki's room labeled ATLA.

Stays: Tom & Jerry?

Sammy: That was the funniest stuff I have EVER seen. Like I feel bad for Tom but he just made it so easy for himself!

Stays: True, true. Sokka made suffering easy in his life.

Sammy: As Aunt Wu said, "Your life is filled with pain and suffering. Most of it self-inflicted."

Stays: Honestly Gen Z and kids shows & movies created the most depressed anxious no life living beings on this planet.

Sammy: Truer words have never been spoken. We're depressed, gay, anxious, kinda bratty, will beat a racist, I mean we GREW up on Hunger Games and Harry Potter. WE WISHED to be mermaids. At one point I wanted to be Sophia's friend! The little Princess in that cartoon.

Stays: PFTTT NO WAY!

Sammy: Yes way. I love that show. Although I think I'll always have a longing to be Zuko's baby daddy.

Stays: PFFTTTTT GAY ASS!

Sammy: Seriously though, that boy makes me SIMP! Sometimes I'm like, "Mai get OUT OF MY WAY! I want to kiss my boyfriend."

Stays: Oh oh! What about Mulan!

Sammy: Meh, not my favorite. I like Atlantis and Hercules more.

Stays: WHAT????

Sammy: Yeah Atlantis was the first cartoon movie I watched. I also have always had a love for underwater fantasy cities. Oh and space cities! Fantasy old timey cities. Like Tolkien cities. Legolas he was always my favorite. I would let Legolas step on me and I'd thank him. He's so gorgeous!

Stays: On the topic of Legolas, Tony says in the first Avengers movie to, "Clench up Legolas." To Clint Barton aka Hawkeye.

Sammy: I LOVEEEEE TONY STARK! I prefer Cap though. Deadass I would let Cap choke me out. Also deadass I would let Bucky choke me.

Stays: 😳😳 ✨deadass choke me daddy✨

Sammy: PFTTTTT *chokes* I DIDN'T MEAN OT LITERALLY! NOT NOW!! *choking on laughter*

Stays: Sammy has two moods, ✨Choke Me Daddy✨ and ✨Patriarchy go die die✨

Sammy: Why? Why are you all clowns??

Stays: HE AGREES! CHAN DOESN'T!

Sammy: Because he's too kind. I understand fan culture. I LIVE in fan culture. Don't question it though. Fan culture is... crack mixed with steroids

Stays: Yeah... pretty much.

Sammy: Oh oh! Wait a minute...

Chan: Hi!

Sammy: I didn't call for a tall glass of water.

Chan: What?

Stay: I UNDERSTOOD THAT REFERENCE!

Sammy: Me likey.

Chan: You make no sense sometimes you know that?

Sammy: Yeah... I'm fine with that.

*Ten Minutes Later*

Sammy: Could dinosaurs communicate through echo location or roars? Is there like a specific roar for communicating? Did they have a language of their own! Bats have a language why wouldn't dinosaurs or elephants! Also also Elephants think Humans are cute.

Chan: Where did your brain think to ask that?

Sammy: I have curiosities.

Chan: Oddly specific questions too.

Sammy: Could humans potentially learn to communicate with whales?

Chan: Sure... I guess?

Stays: This is crack on steroids. I'm ok.
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You guys get the gist. 😂