Onto the third part already. I've been writing for the past three hours. Let's keep this going!
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"Anything can happen if you pay me enough." (Eric Nam reference)
"Ok but listen, BM-Hyung's muscles."
"I know I fawn over Woojin-Hyung a lot but come on who doesn't love a tall man with muscle? Women go take a shot at him otherwise I'm taking him."
"Sammy: Kibum-Hyung just stop.
Key: Make me.
Sammy: If you don't stop I will make you stop.
Key: *smirks* Try me."
"Let's be honest, Somin-Noona is gorgeous and under appreciated. Look at these visuals from Oh NaNa! Like Queen even back then!"
"Kai (EXO): What are you doing?
Sammy: I'm stretching.
Kai: You're just laying down...
Sammy: I'm stretching."
"Sammy: I'm the embodiment of that one Vine uh what was it. I'm washing me in my clothes?
Eric Nam: So high or drunk?
Sammy: Both? It's definitely something that I'd do sober.
Jamie: He's done it before.
Eric: I'm more worried that you know he's done that."
"Amber: Heyyy!! It's Sammy!
Sammy: Hi you beautiful person.
Amber: Oh stop it.
Sammy: I was talking to the person behind the camera. Not you.
Amber: Rude."
"Pufferfish are dangerous to eat. Good thing I don't like seafood in general!!!"
"Why does everyone say I'm daddy material. I'm not?"
"Excuse me but did I say you could be a bitch to my face?"
"No, no, no. Hunny that hat with those pants. *hisses* Absolutely hideous let's get you something better."
"If Stray Kids did a Kingsman themed title track I want BTS to be featured so that we could mix the title track with Kingsman Dionysus era."
"Ok, ATEEZ mixed iconic songs of the past with Wonderland. What did we do last year. Was it as iconic? I can't remember because I can't get Mingi ripping his shirt out of my head! HELPPPP!!!"
"Sammy: Mom~ I'm hungry.
Irene: We'll get food soon.
Sammy: But I'm hungry now.
Irene: *sighs* You're like a little kid.
Sammy: *whines* But Moooommmm it's just a faze~
Irene: He's adopted.
Seulgi: *snorts*"
"Jackson: He's sexy and charismatic. I wish I had that.
Sammy: Hyung you're legit the sexiest man in GOT7 how can you say that.
Jackson: No you're sexy.
Sammy: Aish you're sexier.
Jackson: No you!
Chan: Married couple. *nodding*
BamBam: Husbands. *nodding*
Sammy: Chan I thought we were married! >^<
Chan: We got divorced.
BamBam: Ouch.
Sammy: *pretends like he got shot and falls*
Jackson: *gasps and holds him* How dare you!" (Why can I imagine this?)
"Fight MEEEEEEEE!! *screaming*"
"That's Gay."
"Oof I'm gay for GD-Sunbae now."
"I lost Huening Kai... crap... I lost Soobin's second kid!"
"Sammy: You're not like other maknae's.
Jongho: What do you mean?
Sammy: You are extremely strong and you hate acting cute. I can't blame you on the cute part but extremely strong Jungkook who? I only know Jongho."
"*after reading fanfiction* Well then... that's that's spicy."
"Sammy: Be honest with me, is it gay to steal your bro's hoodie and proceed to wear it around the house with shorts?
Stays: Did you have socks on?
Sammy: No...
Stays: It's gay then." (I had to.... 😂)
"Sammy: I've stolen so many people's clothes before like, I should be called a thief.
Chan: Only stealing from Stray Kids doesn't count.
Sammy: Count BTS, GOT7, and BM's clothes...
Chan: Ok maybe.
Sammy: I stole Taemin-Hyung's hoodie the other day.
Chan: Ok why?
Sammy: It's soft and fluffy!
Chan: Go out and buy your clothes like a normal human being!
Sammy: But it's so much more rewarding when you can get away with stealing someone else's clothes. For example-
Chan: Nope, don't tell me."
"Sammy: I'm an actual hermit. I'm not a beaver anymore. I'm a hermit. Sunlight who? I only know darkness.
Chan: Sammy come out of your bedroom.
Sammy: *hissing*"
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Stray Kids 9th Member ~ Shine Pt.1
FanficPark Samuel or Park Seungjae is the ninth member of the famous JYP male group Stray Kids. Despite many hardships he and his group were meant to shine. ~~~ Start: January 27, 2020 Finished: November 5, 2020 Achievements: 5k - July 31st, 2020 10k - No...
