Yeah, this is big brain time

*86*

Takeo zachowujący się jak starszy brat Daigo, to od teraz moja nowa religia

• Takeo: Daigo, go put those corn-dogs back.

Daigo: yOU CAN'T MAKE ME DO ANYTHING

• Daigo, interpreting from another stupid shit he's done: i don't know, I just feel like we haven't done anything special for each other.

Takeo: Every day that i'm with you is special.

Daigo: Aww.

Takeo: 'Cause you're fuckin' retarded.

• Takeo: Can i please have a moment with him? Alone? Thank you.

Takeo: Listen up you liar, i know you're not actually in the coma.

Daigo, lying in the hospital bed: Yeah, no sHIT-

• Daigo: I'm a ninja

Takeo: No, you're not-

Daigo: Yes I am! Did you see that?

Takeo: See what?

Daigo: Exactly.

• Takeo: You know, i'm about to say it-

Daigo: Then say it!

Takeo: I don't care if you broke your elbow.

Daigo: pFF-

• Takeo: *angry enters daigo's room and yeet himself on daigo's bed*

Takeo: *unhuman noises*

Daigo: The fuck happened dude?

Takeo, mumbling: I need to babysits you tomorrow.

Daigo:

Takeo:

Daigo: Want to rewatch "Once upon a time"?

Takeo: What? No, you shithead.

Daigo:

Takeo: 

Takeo: *about to leave*

Daigo: Bring some snacks.

Takeo: Fuck you.

• Daigo, looking at Haruo: Look at him, wearin' this tight jeans, walkin' like a model, looking perfect.

Takeo: Idiot, stop being so jealous.

Daigo:

Daigo: I'm not being jealous, i'm being gay, you boomer-