Yeah, this is big brain time

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Au i would die for

"You're my swimming trainer, and at first i hated you. I thought you were so dumb, but you were always greeted me with your big, stupid smile. For the first few weeks, your workmates were calling you a 'Shark' and i had no idea why. One day i think i was too confident 'cause i told you, i want to race with you. All of your workmates were shocked, but you just smiled in some... Weird way. Oh God, im fucked. But i was the one who wanted all this shit, right? So i lose, obviously, now i know why they were calling you 'Shark'. You know what pissed me of the most? That now i have to talk to you 'Sir' because thats what we bet about. Even though you're only two years older then me. I would like to talk to you by your name. Wait, what? No! We don't have that kind of relationship. But when you decided to swim with me, my God, your body is fantastic. Fuck, now im blushing, don't turn around you moron or you'll see my red face and i don't want you to." kiribaku au.

"I'm working at florist and you were buying flowers for your girlfriend. Every day you were buying her one pink rose and you were talking how cute and nice she is. One time you brought her 'cause she wanted some flowers to her house or something. Unfortunately the other day i saw her standing in front of my shop, kissing some guy. Now i don't know if i should tell you that 'cause it's your life, not mine but God, she must be blind if she's cheating on you with some moron. I mean, you wanted her love so bad that every day you were bringing her roses. I wish someone love me, like you loved this girl. Hold up, no. I wish  y o u  loved me, like you loved this girl... Or even more..." kamishin au.

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