Flourish \\ Sequel to Not a Hollywood Whore | MGK

~Comedy~

10 p.m.

Pete:Go

I walked on the stage and the audience clapped and I held the mic. 

Me:*smiles* thank you thank you

They got quiet. 

Me:So I live with 6 men

They laughed

Me:*smiles* Ya'll nasty ya'll realy nasty

They laughed

Me:Living with a bunch of men I've learned a lot especially about s*x cause I'm consistently hearing things that they dont like and things they like and things they absolutely hate. Some things I learned is men dont go backwards s*xually *audience chuckles*  see us women we can try something in s*x one time and be like nah we not finna do that anymore now men if you give them something new s*xually and they like it you just cursed the rest of his b**ches down the line that now have to do absolutely disgusting s**t *audience laughs* And if you dont like how they f**king then they kick you the f**k out *audience laughs* you can't even get mad at them right? You get back at the ex b**ch that introduced the s**t in the first place the ex girlfriend that did everything yup she f**ked it up for everybody *audiences laughs* thats right ladies yo man is nastier than you ever imagined now I have to listen to them talk about s*x with their hoes and I find it very interesting...one might say even educational *audience laughs* one thing I learned is just because he cam doesn't mean you made him cum *audience laughs* every man in this room got 2 levels of cum level one comes out easily like he aint even gotta be that turned on *audience laughs* it just spills out like ketchup *audience laughs* but level two oooo level two b**ch *audience laughs* that s**t comes out in bullets *audience laughs* free atleast free atleast *audience laughs* that s**t will take a f**king eye out *audience laughs* thats why you have to be very careful what you introduce in bed aint no such thing as one time with men when it comes to s*x cause if they like it ...its on the menu *audience laughs* I remember the first time I wore heels my man was like mm you have pretty feet and now I wear heels practically everyday *audience laughs* I always get my mani-petis usualy white sometimes light pink cause thats what he likes cause I like to please him and every girl in here know when yo man is pleased......they are more willing to give you s**t *audience laughs* so upon getting into this relationship I was very self concious while I knew him very well I started preparation well before we f**ked for the first time *audience laughs* this led to my first bikini wax *audience:whoo* yeah so I go in thinking this aint gonna be nothing I laid down she put the wax on there and she pressed to make sure it was dry and I was like *smooth voice* damn b**ch you want my number *audience laughs/normal voice* then she ripped that s**t off and I slapped the s**t outta her *audience laughs* Ya'll I have never felt so much pain in my life- *audience laughs* like I had a baby right with no drugs *audience laughs* and so she finished and yo I have never been so sore in my life...*audience chuckles*  until I slept with him for the first time *audience laughs* *laughs* ahhhh *audience laughs* I know he sitting in his seat like b**ch stop exposing me *laughs/audience laughs* this girl know my pain

As she was dying laughing nodding. 

Me:You slept with a dude with a big dick?

Girl:yeah

Me:How big?

Girl:10

Me:10 inches?

She nodded and my eyed widened. 

Me:forreal?

Girl:Yeah

Me:Oh no f**king way *audience laughs*  oh hell nah bro my dude- I aint gonna expose that but he kills me *audience laughs* do it with 10 inches damnn *speaks low* is yo kat okay?

She and the audience laughs

Me:Do you do it in the back?

She nodded yes and I stumbled back in shock causing the audience to laugh. 

Me:Oh hell no - nope

Girl:You dont take it from the back

Me:No I do *audience laughs* *laughs* dont get it twisted *audience laughs* I just- 10 inches dayum....but anyways I do a lot of stuff to keep myself maintained and him pleased which I was thinkin about the other day like if I get married so I gotta keep this up? *audience laughs* And its not like he makes me but I feel like a dude not finna get turned on if you all unmaintained *audience laughs* and I'm sure he wouldn't give a f**k ya know p**sy is p**sy and he a grown man but if I get married then its like you trapped b**ch aint going no where *audience laughs* ladies would you feel better about getting waxed if yo mans did it? *ladies cheered* I was thinking about that and ion know I'm a little fifty fifty cause like it would be nice for him to feel my pain *audience laughs* but then I'm like I can't f**k a dude with no hair I just can't I- *audience laughs* I feel weird like n**ga where your manhood at *audience laughs* wheres you masculinity and ego cause it aint here *audience laughs* 

Girl:are you submissive though

Its that same girl and she was in the front row so I heard her clearly. 

Me:Am I submissive? *laughs* girl you tryna get me in trouble *audience laughs* thank you

They clapped and cheered and I got off stage and walked over to the guys sitting down. 

Pete:*smiles* You have the s*x drive of a man

Me:*smiles* I know so how was your date last night?

Pete:*smiles* Great she was uh- she was great

Me:*smiles* Good

Pete:Would you really want him to wax his dick

Me:*laughs* Oh hell no

Colson:Thats never happening

Pete:*laughs* I had to ask

Me:I just want him to feel my pain *smiles* I go through a lot to acheive all this s*xiness

Dre:Yo kellyvision kells feels ki's pain

Colson:I aint getting nothing waxed-

Me:*gasps* No but you can come with for a full day of self care so you can see my pain

Pete:Ya'll should do it tomorrow so I can get some clout

We all laughed

Me:cols?

He was quiet

Me:Please....please

Colson:I just have to watch

Me:Yea.....please 

Colson:*smiles* Okay

Pete:*smiles* please please buy me a car please

Everyone laughed as he mocked me. 

Me:*laughs* You a b**ch

Pete:*laughs* I know