Flourish \\ Sequel to Not a Hollywood Whore | MGK

~Laughs~

I got on stage and they cheered.

Me:*smiles* Okay  I am so grateful cause I have the most dope magical connection with my  boyfriend be jealous cause its rare

They cheered

Me:But

They laughed

Me:Alright there is a but in there 

They laughed

Me:His dick and I have a more magical connection

They laughed

Me:its like we have our own relationship you guys *audience laughs* Sometimes Im  going down on him and he loves the dirty talk but like I'm in my zone *auience laughs* I'm focused and driven and frankly sir this has nothing to do with you *audience laughs* 

I smiled

Me:Ladies have you ever gotten an unwarranted dick pic?

The ladies made noise

Me:*smiles* Yea same more than I'd like to frankly admit but their developing an app that can block a dick pic *audience laughs* now I have gotten many dick pics and there only 3 reactions a women can have to it 1 extremely excited 2 extremely horny or 3 extremely digusted *audience laughs* But I still clearly remember this specific dick pic I got this guy sent me his penis cause he liked me and this dick in this text message was eleven inches long *audience laughs* ELEVEN INCHES *audience laughs* and my girlfriends like your a big girl you can handle that I said b**ch I'm not hollow whats wrong with you *audience laughs* if anything that big enters your body you know what thats called an intruder *audience laughs* so my dude has a big dick right which means......I have a baby *audience laughs* I was so scared not about raising him or nothing I was worried about my vagina *audience laughs* Like I did it natural and I was thinking is my box gonna be the same after I push the thing out *audience laughs* Now you might be thinking yo dude gotta big dick you gotta loose kat *audience laughs* No its not its very tight *guys cheer* shut the f**k up I gotta boyfriend *audience laughs/I smile* um *laughs* um so I was worried about that and just for reference besides one night up until that point we had only f**ked using protection so its afterwards right everythings good and then we go to f**k and he's like I dont wanna use a condom 

I stayed silent making them laugh. 

Me:*smiles* So I agree I mean what else could happen *audience laughs* any of ya'll f**ked without a condom

Some ladies cheered

Me:*smiles* then ya'll boutta know what I'm gonna say okay tell me why......tell me why it feel like this n**ga gotta WHOLE new dick *audience laughs/I smile* I am sorry

I spoke lowly

Me:But if I knew that having s*x without a condom felt like I had discovered a new animal *audience laughs* 

I spoke normally

Me:I would've been pregnant WAY SOONER

Everyone was laughing and I smiled

Me:*smiles* So now I'm having an issue I'm becoming oddly possessive of him like I found- It took so long to find the perfect, nice, amazing.....dick *audience laughs* and I'm not ready to let go *audience laughs* so I never really had a type before I also just thought whatever came was jusisfiable *audience laughs* and my exes never had good dick so I was thinking and I figured it out...........all good dick *speaks softly* comes with......a criminal record *audience laughs and some girls cheered* they know what I'm talking about I dont care what anyone says if this relationship doesn't work out *audience laughs* you better be a murderer a f**kin robber maybe in a gang *audience laughs*