~Prison~

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We got home and I immediently changed into something comfy and I went back downstairs and I placed the award next to the others and went in the kitchen. 

Megan:Here is the contract

She gave it to me. 

Dub:I can't believe you shouted me out during the vmas

Me:*smiles* You deserve it

I looked at megan. 

Me:Can you get me some food

Megan:Sure

I told her what I wanted and she left and Ashly came in. 

Ashly:Okay I just got off the phone with one of the biggest film directors in hollywood and he wants you to be in his movie

Colson:Whats it about?

Ashly:Its about 2 people you would be playing the stereo typical "bad guy" who falls in love with you

She looked at me and I furrowed my eyebrows

Ashly:Who would be playing the sweet but misunderstood highschooler with family issues

Me:I'm so confused

Ashly:Kells would essentially be an adult in the movie but uh he wanted you both because he wants to chemistry to be as real as possible. Theres a meeting tomorrow at 11 where you'll both go over it more and decided if you wanna do it or not

Lindsey:I love how you said essentially an adult in the movie as if he's not one in real life

This made everyone laugh. I read the contract and megan came back with my food which I ate cause I'm starving. I talked with them about the documentary. 

Pete:So theres this club I'm going too do you wanna come its a more intimate setting

Me:sure

So cols,pete,megan, slim and I left to this club he went up after this guy and pete is always hilarious. Then I went up, the crowd cheered.

Me:*smiles* This is about the first time I did mushrooms. I was on tour with some of my bestfriends and one of them offered me mushrooms now they are frequent users so 1 is nothing for them this was not the case for me *audience laughs* So I eat it and everythings fine for a good 10 minutes. We walk outta this club and it hits me, so were walking down the side walk and *smiles* this is one of the times I'm being very arrogant. Were walking and the city took a picture of me *audience laughs* I was just walking minding my own business then poof I was like what *audience laughs* nah that aint- *rubs eyes* I dont think thats supposed to happen *audience laughs* so I'm thinking we just finished the show its paparazzi so another flash and I look around and theres no paparazzi *audinece laughs* So I'm like nah thats crazy its to much flashing going on *audience laughs* Then the ground shook and I guess when you on mushrooms your mind never does anything like low to the ground everything is *throws arm in air* expanded *audience laughs* so I'm like oh its just an earthquake so I jump in the grass so usually I stand up straight but uh mushrooms me does not so i assume I was slouching but my mushroom mind was like I'm getting smaller *audience laughs* for some reason so mushroom mind says you in quick sand  *audience laughs* So I jump back on the pavement cause I dont want to go down in the quick sand *audience laughs* so my friends notice I'm tripping balls and we get to the hotel we get in the elevator and we are in the elevator for 20 minutes *audience laughs* theres a painting in the elevator that looks so interesting I'm like this is crazy so the doors open cause I dont realize Im in an elevator and a lady steps on I turn around and say hey ma'm what are you doing in my room *audience laughs* she said *stank face* this is the elevator my friends apologize and she gets on we got to our floor and we are in the elevator for another 8 minutes *audience laughs* because the carpet is real colorful and its stiched in a wavy pattern and when you on mushrooms you dont need no more colors and you dont need nothing wavy *audience laughs* So I got the door open I'm doing this for eight minute *sticks foot out* thats wet I know thats wet *audience laughs* so now I'm mad cause I'm like what type of establishment put a damn f**kin pool on the 6th floor and my friend grabbed my hand and pulled me out I fell and I was like okay I can swim *audience laughs* so my boyfriend and I get to the room and I close the door like this *closes pretend door with both hands* cause in my mind if the door is closed the mushrooms cant get it to bother me anymore *audience laughs* so I'm in the room and I change and then go to take my make up off big..........mistake *audience laughs* I wipe off my make up and look at the wipe and see my foundation and I started freaking out *audience laughs* so Im like cols my face is coming off *audience laughs* its takes him 30 minutes........*audience laughs* .......30 minutes to calm me down. So we get in bed and he uh he's covered in tattoos okay lots of shapes, colors and stuff you shouldn't look at if your on mushrooms *audience laughs* So I'm looking at his tattoos and in my mind their colorful and moving so in my mind I'm like if I touch them they'll leave me alone and stop moving *audience laughs* So I touch it and another mistake this made like color splash from his tattoos and on my hand *audience laughs* so I'm like this n**ga a real life coloring book  *audience laughs* and that led to the best s*x I've ever had 

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