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𝘮𝘺 𝘨𝘩𝘰𝘴𝘵 ☪︎ 𝘧𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘵𝘦𝘦𝘯

okay but like why did this book reach 100 reads in like 15 hours. then it reached 150 reads two days after that and, and- okay thank y'all.

4.25.20 update: tysm for 200 reads &&  thanks for the follows💗!

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"zenitsu!" the boy was now looking up at the girl who had no expression on her face. "i forgive you, just get off of me."

"but i don't wanna!"

"go home. i'll be there later."

"not without you!"

"zeni-"

"i love you y/n-chan! i love you so so so much!"

the girl sighed, "i uh...lo- just get off of me please..."

"can i ride your-"

"no! ew!" she shouted as he face was full of blush.

"back..." zenitsu finished.

"o-oh... i don't kn- get off of me!" she shouted as she tried to wiggle zenitsu from off of her.

"home we go!" zenitsu shouted.

"idiot, i have to sign out and well...they don't care about the students here anyways..."

"let's play house, you can be the wife, tanjiro can be the jealous ex boyfriend that wants to stalk you until you die, and i'll be your one and only husband." he smiled as he kissed y/n on the cheek.

very descriptive... y/n thought.

"uh i d-"

"agatsuma y/n... does that sound right?"

"um i'm n-"

"eeeee!" tears were now coming from zenitsu's pretty eyes. "you're so beautiful y/n-chan!"

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an unknown number was calling y/n, so she decided to answer, because...why not?

me
hello?

(xxx)xxx-xxxx
hi y/n-senpai! u-um...tanjiro would like to talk to you...

me
for?

(xxx)xxx-xxxx
uh....a...the graduation...

y/n had spat out some of her drink onto zenitsu's children book.

me
graduation?! i'm sixteen!

(xxx)xxx-xxxx
but aren't you a third year?

me
no nezuko-chan...

(xxx)xxx-xxxx
oh sorry...can you please call tanjiro?

me
i don't like him all like that, sorry.

(xxx)xxx-xxxx
please senpai! for me?

me
hm...fine

(xxx)xxx-xxxx
okay thank you so much!

me
no problem...i guess

y/n hung up first as she inhaled deeply, knowing damn well she isn't gonna call him. "he's gonna he the death of me one day..."

she then changed the unknown number to 'nezuko childd🥺💗'

"y/n-chan! let's play uno!" zenitsu shouted as he walked up the latter.

"okay, sure..."

i'm suppose to be at school right now...

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"what the actual fuck?!" y/n shouted at how he put down four draw-four cards.

"oh? what are we waiting for y/n-chan?!" zenitsu purred as he scooted towards the girl.

"s-stop!"

"y'know...there's a type of thing called fake fucking...but i don't mind if we actually fu-"

"quit that!" y/n shouted as she pushed the boy from off of her.

"one time?"

"no."

"two times?"

"no."

"four." y/n glared at the boy with annoyance.

"yea s-" y/n's sarcasm was interrupted by the notification ring of her phone.

"waaaa?! she said yeah!" zenitsu cheered.

"i was being sarcastic..." she said before sighing.

zenitsu: 4

y/n: 3

she looked at the caller id and it was of course, tanjiro. or should i say kamado.

zenitsu peeped over her shoulder of the messages.

ur obsessed just let me go💀
y/n it's lunch time, where are you?

me
home

ur obsessed just let me go💀
what?! why?!

me
cs i want to be..?

ur obsessed just let me go💀
but you're suppose to be at school!

me
no... you expect me to be at school.

i'm sorry, this is me and y/n's 2nd round, so if excuse us...

"stop it you idiot!" y/n shouted as she took the phone back.

ur obsessed just let me go💀
i see you're busy...tanjiro pouted slightly.

me
you can't see anything.

ur obsessed just let me go💀
you seem busy.

me
no, zenitsu just likes being weird

on top. i like being weird on top...

"stop taking my fucking phone!" y/n shouted at the ghost.

*inserts martin/wobbles from spongebob.

ur obsessed just let me go💀
oh that's real nice...

well, uh...i have to go meet up with inosuke and genya. i'll call you later.

me
please don't.