Raised and trained by an organization of femme fatale assassins, Ama only had one objective in life-kill for the hand that feeds.
When she finds herself pregnant after allowing a man of mystery to sweep her off her feet during a mission, her object...
"Come on now. Time to take a break from Mom mode." Kakashi 'chided' me as he pulled me away from watching over Itatsu and Maya.
"But-" I glanced back at the two in the backyard. I may have been trying to make myself more lenient with Maya, but I still didn't like them by themselves close to the open woods just behind our house...maybe a little PTSD from the first time I'd met her.
"But that's why I'm here " Jiraya seemingly came out of nowhere and clapped me on the shoulder before proceeding outside with the little ones.
"Wait-" I did a double take. Jiraiya's staying here? "-isn't he going with you guys tonight?"
Kakashi gave me a knowing look, like he was calling bull on my question. "Because we both know you'd make an excuse not to go if it was just Tenmae alone with Itatsu and Maya."
I rolled my eyes and scoffed "No, I wouldn't." Yes I would...He raised his brow at me, giving me that silent stare. "OK, fine...maybe I would." I caved...a little.
"Well last I checked, it's more important that the bride makes it to the Bachelorette party than the perv coming to my Bachelor Party."
"Besides-" Jiraiya started to shout from outside, grabbing our attention. Then he paused, looking between the children right by him and hurried to the doorway, "-we can always bring the strippers here. I'm sure they're great with kids, so they can just take turns watching while-mmm!" I shut Jiraya up with a face palm and shoved him back outside before he could finish that sentence.
"Not in your dreams," I told him through the glass, making his eager expression deflate; then I turned to Kakashi with a pointed finger, "and no bachelor party at the house, got it?" I demanded.
"Woah woah woah." Kakashi backed up, hands in the air in innocence. "Where's the hostility coming from...you aren't by chance...jealous?" His brow quirked again, this time 100% cocky.
"Wha-jealous? I just said no bachelor party in the house."
Kakashi swooped forward, wrapping his arms around my waist. "Mhmmm," he pulled me against him, "I don't think I've seen you jealous before." He chuckled at me and I scowled at him. "I like it. You look cute jealous." My scowl turned into a pout and he gave me a kiss to make it go away.
"Im not jealous " I stubbornly got out one more time.
"Uh huh." Kakashi totally didn't believe me.
"Wasn't there a party you were telling me I should get ready for?" I 'smoothly' changed the subject as I stepped backwards from him towards the bedroom.
Kakashi just gave me another "uh huh" to rile me up. I narrowed my eyes on him one last time, then closed the bedroom door on him.
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"Is this too much for a bachelorette party?" I asked aloud as I heard Kakashi come in the room. "I've never been to one before."
