Dare: I dare Kenma to smack Kuroo and Oikawa
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Dami: Oh hell yeah! I have to record this! *starts getting camera ready*
Kenma: I'm okay with hitting Oikawa, but why do I need to hit Kuroo?
Dami: You don't have to hit hard if you don't want to. But I think people want to see someone quiet or innocent be aggressive.
Kuroo: He's very aggressive in be- *gets cut off by Dami*
Dami: I don't want to hear it Kuroo...
Oikawa: Okay but why am I involved in this?
Dami: Cause the date mentioned you and I want to see you get slapped.
Oikawa: *is offended* Why?
Dami: You annoy me and you act like a 2 year old or worse than that.
Oikawa: *scoffs* okay r u d e
Dami: Let's just get this over with! *starts recording* Okay Kenma, pick who you want to slap first!
Kenma: I guess I'll go with Oikawa first...
Oikawa: I feel threatened and I don't like it
Dami: Just shut up and take it like a man
Oikawa: *sighs* okay fineeee
Kenma: *takes a breath and slaps Oikawa*
Oikawa: WHAT THE FUCK THAT ACTUALLY HURT?!?!! *is holding the side of his face*
Dami: Heh wimp...
Kuroo: *is laughing uncontrollably*
Dami: I wouldn't be laughing so hard Kuroo, you're next.
Kenma: Okay this is the last one... *takes a deep breath and slaps Kuroo but not as hard as he hit Oikawa*
Kuroo: Pfft that didn't hurt. Oikawa you're overreacting! *mocks Oikawa*
Oikawa: He didn't hit you that hard! He has a soft spot for you! Dami this isn't fair! *is literally whining like a baby*
Dami: It's not my dare! It was Kenma! He chose how hard to hit...
Oikawa: *pouts because he's a child*
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I actually love Oikawa but I also love making him annoy Dami soooo
