Dare: I dare Akaashi to tell Bokuto that owls don't exist.
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Dami: I want to know how he's going to react *shrugs*
Akaashi: *literally has a pet owl sitting on his shoulder* How am I supposed to explain that they don't exist when I have one as a pet?
Dami: Maybe try to convince him that it's a different animal? I'm not sure...
Akaashi: *sighs* Okay I'll text him to come over. Can you hold him for a second? *doesn't even let Dami answer just attempts to give them the owl to hold*
Dami: I- wait hold on *is letting the owl stand on their arm very awkwardly* This is uncomfortable...
Akaashi: *shrugs and texts Bokuto to come over*
Dami: *gets scared when the owl starts to fly towards his perch and sits on it* I thought he was going to attack me *sighs in relief*
Akaashi: He doesn't attack unless he feels unsafe or if you're hurting me *sits on his bed*
Dami: What's his name? *sits on the chair at his desk*
Akaashi: His name is Percy.
-Time Skip to when Bokuto gets here-
Bokuto: *walks in to Akaashi's room* Hey Akaashi! Hey Dami! *walks over the owl and pats his head* Hi Percyyy
Akaashi: *stands up and walks towards Bokuto* I need to tell you something important...
Bokuto: *gets serious* What's wrong?
Dami: *starts recording*
Akaashi: *sighs* Owl's don't exist
Bokuto: What? Then how would explain that? *points to Percy*
Akaashi: That's not an owl...that's a...fish? *had no idea what to say*
Bokuto: Fish need water to live
Akaashi: That one can breathe on land
Bokuto: Akaashi, are you joking? *isn't buying it*
Akaashi: Would I ever lie to you Bokuto? *sighs softly*
Bokuto: So, you're telling me. That's not an owl and you have a fish that can breathe out of water? *is actually confused*
Akaashi: ...yes
Bokuto: But doesn't our team stand for owls?
Akaashi: They made up an animal to make is less confusing...
Bokuto: How the heck did you afford a fish that can breathe on land?
Akaashi: It was a birthday present...
Bokuto: *sighs and sits on the bed* My whole life has been a lie...
Dami: *internally* Are you serious?
Akaashi: *sits down next to Bokuto* It's okay...no one told you... *can't believe that Bokuto is actually believing him*
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Have any of you ever felt like you just don't want to exist for awhile? Like I kinda just want to not exist at the moment
