Are We Normal Yet?

~Chapter 9~

*The next day*

Jase and I arrive at school.

Jason: Why is Hayden acting pissy with me?

Me: Well, I think it's cause you ate out and didn't tell him.

Jason: I didn't know until Evan suggested it!

Me: I get that.

Jason: But nooo Hayden is making a big deal out of it. Hey, I don't get pissy with him when he nicks my bloody treats!

Me: That's a lie.

I grin.

Me: You go in a complete pissy mood with him, demanding he buys you a replacement.

Jason: I dunno why I bother. He never does.

We arrive at our usual spot, Noah and Grace are already here.

Me: Hey!

Noah: Hi Em. Hi Jason.

Jason: Hi.

Grace: Hey Em.

She doesn't even look at Jason.

Noah: So Em, how's Jaeden?

Noah and Jason snigger. 

I roll my eyes. 

Me: Seriously? Are you still on about Jaeden and I?

Noah: Hell yeah.

Me: I really don't fancy him.

Jason: You did make out with him.

Noah: Hear hear!

Me: Yeah, 1. Both drunk and 2. It was a fucking dare!

Noah: I reckon Jaeden enjoyed it, drunk or not. Dare or not.

Grace: Noah, you can't really say anything, you made out AND slept with Alisha.

Noah's cheeks go a bit red.

Noah: That was nothing.

Grace: Don't worry Em, he's probably in love with Alisha now.

Noah: Am not!

Jason: No, he can't be in love with Alisha --

He stops himself quickly.

Me: Honestly, I do not have feelings for Jaeden.

Noah: Who then?

Grace: Your mum.

Me: God yes.

We all laugh as James joins us.

James: Hey, what's the joke?

Me: Saying how I have 'feelings' for Noah's mum.

James: Oh well, she is quite hot.

Noah: James! The fuck!

He shrugs.

James: It's the truth.

Noah: Oh brother.

James: So, I notice everyone is chill once again.

Grace throws a cold stare at Jason.

Noah: Why wouldn't we be?

Jason: Noah, about yesterday though --

Noah: It's completely fine Jason. Honestly? Over it.