*Wednesday - Wyatt's house*
*Jaeden's pov*
Jaeden: It's not funny Wyatt.
He hasn't stopped laughing for a good 5 minutes.
Why did I think it'd be a good idea to tell him bout Jack's stunt at the library?
Wyatt: I'm sorry. I'll stop.
He tries to keep a straight face, but ends up shrieking with laughter again.
Jaeden: Wyatt!
Wyatt: C'mon Jae! That's fucking hilarious. He just what? Walked into the library, to deliver y..you c..c..c...
He doesn't manage to finish his sentence.
Jaeden: Yeah yeah, very funny. Do you have any idea how embarrassing that is?
Now he's crying and laughing.
Fucking hell.
Wyatt: How is it? Hey, did he w..walk in a..and go "delivery from Postman P..p...PAT"
Jaeden: Wyatt, anyone could have walked in on that exact moment. Now tell me, what would have happened if Em had arrived at that moment?
Wyatt: Laugh! She'd probs f..fucking laugh!
Jaeden: (folds arms) And what if my mum or bloody Sky walked in on that?
Wyatt: Oh my STOP! I'm d..d..dying laughing here!
Jaeden: I'm serious.
Wyatt: (wipes eyes) Well, your mum would probs do nothing. I mean, why would she care bout your sex life? You're 17 Jae. And as for Sky? She'd probs steal em for herself.
I take them out my bag. They've been there since Monday - tryna forget bout them.
But I can't dammit.
Jaeden: Here, you have them.
Wyatt: Why the fuck would I need condoms for?
Jaeden: (raises an eyebrow) You're in a relationship for starters.
Wyatt: Yeah, but I don't need them.
Jaeden: What? You're a --
Wyatt: (grins) I've got plenty.
Jaeden: Well... Have some more!
I chuck them at him.
Wyatt: No, it was Jack's gift to you. I'm flattered, but no.
He chucks them back at me - they almost hit my head. This just starts him off again.
Jaeden: I don't need them.
Wyatt: Kay and what happens when you do?
Jaeden: ...I'm not planning on doing anything. Just have them.
Wyatt: Nope. They're yours.
I sigh, putting the packet back to the bottom of my bag.
Jaeden: Can you think of why he'd freaking give me them?
Wyatt: It's Jack. You never know. He could be taking the piss or he could be actually genuine. (shrugs)
Jaeden: Well, I think he's taking the piss.
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