Supernatural imagines: So, Get This...

Sam's Sarcasm

On a case with Sam and being sarcastic.

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Being moody so he asks if you're on your period
" whether I am or I am not I'm still going to be pissed at you for asking that," stated aggressively.

I slammed the door behind me already sick of this case. 

"I am not flirting with the guy to get some stupid files," I shouted making Dean groan. 

"I'd do it myself except I don't think he swings for my team," He argued but I scoffed. 

"You don't even know what team you swing for," I retorted making him shocked and offended. 

"We just need to find another way to get the files," Sam explained making me laugh. 

"No shit, Sherlock," I replied sarcastically. Sam has been on my last nerve recently. I love him but damn does he push my buttons. I've been hunting with the brothers for a while now and they always seem to get under my skin, recently Sam has been the worse. He hasn't really done anything major it's just been a lot of different small things added together that makes me want to punch him when I see his face. He used the last of my shampoo! It wasn't even for his hair type and he used it all!!!! He could sneeze right now and I'd consider a right hook to his cheek. 

"I can't think of anything else other than her flirting with him." Dean explained making me grit my teeth. 

"That's because you have a tiny undeveloped brain that can't think of anything other than sex," I retorted showing my sarcasm and anger in one tone. 

"Are you on your period or something?" Dean asked making my blood instantly boil. 

"Am I on my period?" I repeated slowly. From my expression, Dean looked frightened. He'd seen what I could do to monsters that angered me and I knew he didn't want to see what I could do to him. 

"It's a valid question," Sam commented making my eyes almost pop out of my head. Not only am I being disrespected but I'm also being ganged up against. 

"Whether I am on my period or not is no concern for you. Ever think to stop for a minute and think about how much of a douche you both sound? If I was a man you would degrade me by asking me to flirt with him, you think it's okay to ask me because I'm a woman, you think it'sd okay to ask if I'm on my period but that's not the problem, your attitude towards me is. I'll be back when you've sorted yourselves out," I explained angrily before grabbing my coat on the way out and slamming the door shut behind me. I walked to the morgue to calm down. I made it to the morgue and stood outside of the doctors office, determined to get the files without having to flirt with him. Even if I have to beat him for them. I took a deep breath before getting into character. I knocked on the door softly, attempting to sound sheepish. 

"Yes," A voice called from the otherwise of the door. I opened the door slowly and peaked inside. The doctor looked up from his paperwork to smile at me. 

"I hope I'm not disturbing you," I softly commented but he smiled wider and insisted I come in and take a seat. I sat down and kept my eyes slightly low. 

"Are you okay?" He asked and I instantly knew he had fallen into my trap. 

"I'll be okay I just feel really stupid," I started and he looked at me concerned. I went on. "My boss is on vacation and insisted I get the files so he can close another case and in my base to impress him I left as fast as I could and only remember that I had forgotten the paperwork when I got to the building," I explained making my voice crack a few times for added effect. I hid my face slightly to make him think I was about to cry. I took this time to strain my eyes and tears formed in them. I looked up at him with teary puppy dog eyes. He instantly melted. This isn't flirting it's sympathy. 

"It's okay, I'll give you the file and you can just send me the paper work as soon as you get back," He explained hurrying to his organiser and retreaving the file. 

"Are you sure?" I asked blinking as his back was turned to make the tears fall down my cheeks. He nodded and smiled at me as he handed me the file. "Thank you so much," I added before pretending to gather myself and walked out. I walked back to the motel and remember instantly how angry I was with the boys. It felt nice to pretend to be someone else for a little while. I walked in and slammed the file on the table in front of where they were both sitting. 

"Y/n, we're sorry," Sam started but I sighed. There's no point in staying mad at them. As annoying as they can be I can't stay mad at them for long. 

"It doesn't even matter, I'm taking a shower," I shrugged before heading to the bathroom and locking the door behind me. I noticed that there was a full bottle of shampoo that I usually buy and couldn't help but smile. Aww, that love me. I continued my shower before stepping out and using a towel to dry my hair. I continued to dry off my body when I noticed blood trickling down my leg. Oh shit. I better start being nice to the boys otherwise when the cramps start they might not get me chocolate. I messed up...