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[CHAPTER 5] KUROO TETSURO *Mr and Mrs. Smith*

Sorry guys that Keiji lemon is actually NEXT chapter because I just randomly got this Kuroo idea and I couldn't wait to write it!!!

And if you don't know, Mr and Mrs. Smith is a movie about a couple of spies that are married and they're in an interview about their love life and every question that's asked, they reminisce into the movie. It's awesome and I recommend it, but I just wanted to use the same thing here~(￣▽￣)~*

You and your love sat in a love seat in front of the interviewer as she introduced the show.

" Hi, I'm Ellice Fenton and we welcome Kuroo Y/n and Kuroo Testuro to this two hour special of World sports. " She turned to you two. " So tell me, as the world's most favored Sports couple, how did you two meet?"

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You ran into the gym of Nekoma high ALL THE WAY FROM FUKURODANI and held up a flag made out of a lion themed pair of boxers.

You stood on one of the benches and waved it around, another pair in your other hand also being waved.

" LEV FUCKING HAIBA YOU BETTER GET OUT HERE RIGHT NOW! YOU'VE GOT ONE HELL OF AN EXPLANATION TO GIVE ME!!"

A group of people ran out of a room and looked at your angry, smol, form, yelling and screaming.

" Lev, I think she wants you." a short guy with brown hair lightly pushed him towards you.

" N-No, Yaku! She's going to hurt me!!"

" Do you know her?" a rooster looking guy asked, taking a sip of his water bottle." She sounds like she knows you."

" Yeah, that's Bokuto's younger sister. I think she's angry at me, Kuroo-senpai."

Kuroo spit out some of his water. " BROKUTO HAS A SISTER??"

Yaku hit both of the boys on the back. " Get to the main problem! I can't see from here, but it looks like she's waving something around.

Kuroo's eyes widened as he realized what they were. " A-Are those underpants??!"

He couldn't stop laughing as Lev also realized that they were HIS underpants. He ran up to you and tried to snatch them out of your hand but you were to jumpy and agile for him to get them.

" Y-Y/n-chan, is this because of what I did yesterday over at your place? I'm sorry, okay?? It won't happen again, I swear!!"

You looked him in the eyes. " LIES!"

You slapped him with a pair and bonked his head with the pole of the flag. By now, the whole team had walked up and witnessed your crackhead behavior.

" So what did he do now?" Yaku asked.

" Exactly what I'm doing to him! Yesterday, he went running and screaming around my neighborhood with my panties on a pole!!"

The whole team gave Lev a look, 1/2 sympathy and 1/2 'you deserve this'.

" LEV HAIBA ONCE WATCHED ANIMAL PLANET AND CRIED BECAUSE HE THOUGHT SNAKES IN TREES WAS AGAINST NATURE!!"

You decided to start screaming a mass ton of his secrets, attracting some.

" LEV HAIBA WANTED TO JOIN THE ORAGAMI CLUB BEFORE VOLLEYBAL!!"

You could see him trying to redirect people's attention elsewhere and not his secrets, but it was rather hard, especially since there was a cackling rooster-head laughing like a psychopath.

( If I'm being honest, I screamed when I first heard his laugh because it was EXACATLY mine. I've been told many times I laugh not only like a psychopath, but a hyena as well. What does ur laugh sound like??)