SCENERIOS, HEADCANNONS, AND BEST OF ALL, LOTS OF FLUFF AND LEMONS!!!

[CHAPTER 80] ATSUMU MIYA * HC/ Story*

This another one of those hc + story ones

and btw did yall know suna's name backwards is anus?

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Headcannon:

The funniest and weirdest thing Atsu could ever repeat is how you and him officially met.

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It was cold, fuzzy winter day and you were sitting on your bed. You loved this. Just you, yourself, and winter time. Obviously, this is your favorite season and you wished summer and spring never existed. Sure, they were great and all but winter was just so much better.

You were daydreaming about what you'd do today when there was a loud thump on your window. Your brows furrowed as you knew exactly who did that, this being the way you two talked to each other.

Damn you, Haru. Are you TRYING to break my window.

Your next door neighbor was the most beau- er, annoying person ever. He had hooded eyes and a mischievous aura every time you saw his face, which wasn't often. He'd even changed his hair color every now and then from blonde to brown.

And even though you didn't see his face very often, you interacted with him all the time.

Normally, he would stay in his bedroom, like you, and mess with you from there. At first, it was just little things like you would see him tap into your wifi or maybe his volleyball would land in your yard when his loud friends came over.

It was like a game, actually. A very fun one at that.

But then it quickly escalated because of your retaliation. So yes, it is technically your fault, but let's ignore that part.

Last week, he went as far as to order you a present anonymously but it had layers and layers of duct tape and strip ties on it, making it almost impossible to open. What's more, it even came from an expensive store so you really wanted to open it up.

His friends weren't over today, which meant it was 'just you two'. You walked to the window and opened it up, seeing a small rock with a piece of paper attached to it. A snowflake dropped on it as you picked it up, and a smile crept onto your face as you realized it was snowing.

You unraveled the paper and looked at it, glancing at his window directly parallel to your own.

Hope you like rocks :D

-Xoxox Haru

You were confused at what he meant but then another tiny pebble hit your forehead, and it had another little paper attached to it. You cursed Haru and unraveled the next paper.

check ur front door Y/n :D

-Xoxox Haru

Your eyes widened a bit because, well, what did he do? If it has something to do with your only exits, then it must be bad. you quickly skipped down the step and hesitantly tried to open your back door. It wouldn't budge.

wHAT THAT FUCK?

As you looked out the window, you saw literal boulders blocking the way for the door to open. You ran to every door in the house and saw the same scene of boulders at the doors. You screamed in frustration and went back up to your room.

You went to your open window and put your head out. " FUCK YOU HARU! TWO CAN PLAY AT THAT GAME!"

You were planning on getting back at him for this hard. First step, make a plan. Out of all the things you could do, you decided on going with the funniest one in the book: The spicy bowl of oranges.