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What if Kip asked about you and Tobio's Sex life with DEATIL?
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Impure Kip had just arrived to the little gathering you were having with your boyfriend, Tobio. He barged in through the door while you two were sitting on your bed, talking about his volleyball.
Kip had always been dirty minded and knew he was, so it was no surprise when he asked you the most personal question ever.
" Why do you want to know about our sex life, Kip!??" You had covered up Kags's ears before the pure boy could hear.
" Because! As your father-"
" You're not my-"
" AS YOUR FATHER, I'm obliged to know what HE," He pointed his index at Kageyama, " is doing my wonderful Y/n! Now, tell me, how many inches!"
You gasped and held his ears tighter. Because you were actually hurting his head, he pulled your hands off and asked what was happening. Before you could sugar coat the answer, kip talked.
"KAGEYAMA-KUN, HOW LONG IS YOUR DICK?!"
Your face was extremely red and you whipped your head to face the blueberry boy's blank face.
" Around 22 centimeters." He stated straight.
(22 cm is 8.7 in)
Your face became crimson and steamy at the conversation of the two. First, why was he answering?? And second, why is he doing it so comfortably???
" A top or bottom?" Kip inquired, taking a seat on your bed while you face palmed.
" She normally wants me to be on top, but I would let her top if she wanted to."
" Boobs or ass? She has neither, but which do you go for first?"
" NOT TRUE! I DO HAVE CAKE!" You intervened on a whim.
" She definitely does." Tobio answered. " I like her butt."
You blushed again and hung your head so they wouldn't see your face.
Tobio is pretty bad at social cues....so why does he know what all this slang means....??
" Hmm, " Kip held his chin like he was thinking, " give or take oral?"
You threw a pillow at him and smothered him with it. " STOP. ASKING. THOSE. QUESTIONS."
He quickly raised his hands in surrender so he could breath. You ended up kicking him out of your house, and regretting giving him a house key. You watched as he was doing weird hand signs on your driveway that insinuated sex.
You quickly closed the blinds and apologized to your boyfriend for Kip's behavior, but for the first time, he laughed at what had happened.
" Wh-what are you laughing about..?" You were stunned that he laughed and wanted to hear it more often.
He patted your head and hugged you warmly. " You're really cute, you know?"
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AWHSHDBSDBJN SO SHORT IM HAVNG SPASMS IVE NEVER WRITTEN A 470 WORD CHAPTER
But when I think about it, damn am I dirty person or what?🥴🥴
Ehehe, yeah, I am.
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