Pidgeon created a group chat
Loverboy: pidge what is this?
Pidgeon: a group chat?
Keef: why am I in this?
Loverboy: I don't know who you are, but same
Honks: hello
Loverboy: HUNK
Honks: yes?
Loverboy: thank Jesus you're in here, it won't be so boring
Honks: aw thanks lance
Keef: pidge who are these people?
Spacedad: yeah, what is this?
Keef: WHY IS MY BROTHER HERE
Pidgeon: calm the fuck down
Spacedad: language
Pidgeon: sorry, calm the excrement down
MattyB: oh god
Keef: Matt?
MattyB: yes
Loverboy: I love the username, whoever that is
Pidgeon: my brooo
MattyB: I hate you
Honks: why?
MattyB: Anyways, who are you all
Honks: I'm hunk!
Keef: well you already know me, Keith
Loverboy: oH goD grANdPa nAMe
Keef: well what's your name?
Loverboy: uhh the names lance?
Keef: I already hate him
Spacedad: Keith!!
Keef: what?
Spacedad: stop making assumptions!
Keef: it's not an assumption, he talked
Spacedad: Anyways, I'm Shiro
Loverboy: why is your username spacedad?
Spacedad: cause I'm the dad friend
Keef: and you're old
Spacedad: IM 27!!!
Pidgeon: old
Loverboy: old
Keef: old
MattyB: old
Honks: he's not that old...
Pidgeon: HUNK
Loverboy: YOU BROKE IT
Honks: sorry...
MattyB: did... did you guys just hurt hunk?
Keef: I have knives
Keef: I don't know him but he seems nice
Honks: I'm ok guys!
Loverboy: I'm coming over
Honks: No I'm with Shay!
Loverboy: ok then
Pidgeon: too cute
Keef: so 'lance' what makes you a lover boy?
Loverboy: I get all the girls *finger guns*
Keef: mmmh I smell bisexuality
Loverboy: what?
Pidgeon: he's in denial, don't bother
Honks: I once saw him staring at a guy
Loverboy: nO I dID noT
Pidgeon: yes you did
Keef: hehe
Loverboy: what >:(
Keef: you sound like a baby. Pidge, are you sure he's not a catfish?
Pidgeon: don't worry, I met him to make sure
Loverboy: >:((((((
Loverboy: I'm mad
Keef: sorry, I can't take you seriously lol
[private chat between Pidgeon and Honks]
Pidgeon: I ship it
Honks: what?
Pidgeon: lance and Keith
Honks: why are you saying that?
Pidgeon: I can feel it
Honks: I don't know Pidge...
Pidgeon: wanna bet?
Honks: HELL YA
Pidgeon: how much?
Honks: ... 40$
Pidgeon: you're losing a lot of money here hunk...
Honks: we'll see about that... Pidgeon
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FanfictionI try to make it funny? it's just to laugh and it's also Klance so. It's angsty, I love making Keith suffer
