[Voltron group chat]
MattyB: does anyone know why I first started calling Pidge?
Pidgeon: don't you dare Matt
Hero: ooop tea
MattyB: it's cause when she was a kid...
MattyB: she saw a pigeoewln@4'cie
Keef: we lost him
MattyB: she gave me my phone back
MattyB: it's cause once, when she was a kid, she saw a pigeon and she went to pet it... but it was ded
Keef: omfg
Pidgeon: I WILL KILL YOU
MattyB: please don xx n9:!/qpkd
Keef: he's gone
Hero: yup
Honks: :,(
Hero: where's Lance? He would've loved to read that
Keef: idk
[Private chat between Keef and Keith's]
Keef: Lance? Are you there?
Keef: answer me please
Keef: did I do something wrong?
[Voltron group chat]
Keef: he won't answer
Honks: he's probably doing the groceries or something
Keef: yah, makes sense
Pidgeon: anywho
Pidgeon: Matt is dead
Keef: nice
MattyB: no I'm not
Keef: shit
YOU ARE READING
Voltron group chat
FanfictionI try to make it funny? it's just to laugh and it's also Klance so. It's angsty, I love making Keith suffer
