Voltron group chat

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Pidgeon: does anyone know where the liquorice go?

Lancey: the real question is, where did Keith go?

Keithyboi: I have the liquorice as a hostage, you will nevEr find me

Spacedad: he's back in the closet

Honks: seriously? Again?

Pidgeon: keithhhhhh come out of the closet we want liquorice

Lancey: I don't care for liquorice, I want Keith

Lancey: in a non-sexual way

Keithyboi: fine, I'll come out

Keithyboi: guys, I'm gay

Keithyboi: there, I said it

Pidgeon: alright that's it I'm coming to get my liquorice

Lancey: he's in danger

Pisgeon: yes he is

Keithyboi: shifkrt

Keithyboi: jhelkp

Lancey: Shiro, go save him

Spacedad: why me?

Lancey: cuz ur spacedad?

Spacedad: you save him, I'm not leaving the couch

Lancey: finereeeeeeee

Honks: you didn't wanna go because you were scared?

Spacedad: yes

Honks: I know, right? Pidge is so scary!

Pidgeon: I can read

Honks: weren't you attacking Keith?

Pidgeon: oh no I'm done

Spacedad: ...what happened to Lance?

Pidgeon: he's ded

Honks: WHAT

Spacedad: you know that's illegal right?

Pidgeon: well he's not liTeraLly dead

Honks: ...then where is he?

Pidgeon: ...

Spacedad: Pidge

Pidgeon: ...locked in the closet with Keith

Honks: oh god

Lancey: it's really tight in here

Spacedad: hold on I'm coming to open the door