Pidgeon: Lance, are you still at Keith's?
Keith's: yes
Honks: Again?
Hero: he eats all my food ):<
Keith's: it goes the other way
Keith's: like this >:(
Keef: ya like jazz?
Keith's: is that a pick up line?
Keith's: cuz it worked
Pidgeon: lol
Honks: 'oh yeah we're just friends'
Keef: gosh
Pidgeon: is what you're gonna say when and Lance fuck
Keef: PIDGE WTH
Keith's: ...
Hero: god
Pidgeon: yes?
Hero: *facepalms*
Keef: I need new friends
Keith's: will you be my friend?
Keef: why of course
Pidgeon: now just add that boy in front of friend
Keef: sigh,,,,,, ur annoying
Hero: ARE YOU SMOKING IN MY LIVING ROOM????
Keef: yes
Keith's: yes
Keef: it makes watching pulp fiction even better
Hero: I need a new brother.
Pidgeon: can I be your new brother?
Hero: of course!
Hero: Annnnnnnnd they're cuddling again
Keef: stop exposing
Keith's: he's my mental support
Keef: we just do it cuz it's comfy
Pidgeon: or is it just cause Lance is comfy? ;)
Keef: both
Keef: what?
Keith's: pulp fiction is violenT
Hero: annnnnnnd he's hiding in Keith's chest
MattyB: that's gay
Pidgeon: 'it's just cuz it's comfy'
Honks: lol
Keef: he's warm
Keef deleted a message
Pidgeon: I screen shored it
Keef: nO
Pidgeon: yEs
Keef: send help
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FanfictionI try to make it funny? it's just to laugh and it's also Klance so. It's angsty, I love making Keith suffer