Voltron group chat

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Lance: howdy folks

Keef: Ugh here we go

Spacedad: Keith, EXPlAiN yourself

Keef: what

MattyB: tEa

Pidgeon: what's going on?

Spacedad: yesterday I was out on a date and I came back late and when I went to Keith's room there was someone in his bEd

Keef: shit

Spacedad: they had white hair

Spacedad: gaspppppp was it Allura??????

Keef: I'm gay

Spacemom: ew

Spacedad: Allura, do you have a brother

Spacemom: no I don't

Pidgeon: ohmygod I cant believe Keith is having sEx with someone :0

Keef: we weren't having sex but ok

Spacemom: wait I know someone with white hair

Spacedad: who is it? Are they a boy?

Spacemom: before I give anymore information, did the white haired boy have lOng white hair

Spacedad: yes...

Spacemom: I know who it is

Pidgeon: gasp who is it?

Spacemom: my family's enemy's son

Pidgeon: what's his nameeeee

Spacemom: Lotor

Lance: ew what kinda name is that?

Pidgeon: I think Keith has something for guys with names that start with L

Keef: oh god

Spacedad: if you weren't having sex then why were you half naked?

MattyB: omg he spilled the tea

Keef: it's none of your business

Spacedad: well it kinda is

Keef: shut the fuck up, it's not and it's even less everyone else's business

Spacedad: fine

Keef: thank you

Honks: ...

Pidgeon: oof

Lance: dangg

MattyB: ou la la

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