[Voltron group chat]
Pidgeon: Allura's doing Lance's makeup, it's absolutely flawless
Pidgeon:
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Spacemom: thank you hunk <3
MattyB: Pidge, I bet you could be a photographer or something
Pidgeon: no, I'll be a scientist
MattyB: you should think about it
Keef: he's right, you're really good
Keef: ah shit
Keef changed their username for Keith
Pidgeon: Ugh boring
Pidgeon changed Keith's username for Keithy
Keithy: no stop it
Keithy changed their username for Keith
Pidgeon: fine but ur boring
Keith: thank you
Lance: she's right, it's boring
Keith: your username is your name?
Lance: ...ur right
Lance changed their username to Lancey
[Pricate chat between Mr.Galra and Keith]
Mr.Galra: are you still talking to them?
Keith: well I mean yes?
Mr.Galra: I told you to stop, they're a bad influence and they just wanna use you.
Keith: yeah. I'll quit the group later today
Mr.Galra: no, I want you to do it right now
Keith: ok
[Voltorn group chat]
Pidgeon: that's why Shiro is Spacedad!
Spacemom: oooooh. What about me?
Pidgeon: about the same reason
Keith left the chat
Lancey: wut?
Spacedad: wth, why did he leave the chat?
Pidgeon: idk but i could try to talk him again?
Lancey: no I'll do it
[Private group chat between Lancey and Keith]
Lancey: Keithy boi
Keith: what
Keith: and don't call me that
Lancey: why'd you leave the chat?
Keith: none of your business
Lancey: why don't you ever talk to us anymore?
Keith: stop askinrlakb
Lancey: Keith?
Lancey: are you ok?
Lancey: please answer
Lancey: are you ok???????
Lancey: Keith

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Voltron group chat
FanfictionI try to make it funny? it's just to laugh and it's also Klance so. It's angsty, I love making Keith suffer