[Voltron group chat]
Keith's: hm smells like toes
Pidgeon: what
Honks: what a great conversation starter
Pidgeon: guys, if you could marry anyone in this group chat, who would it be
Honks: I guess Pidge?
Pidgeon: sorry hunk, but Shiro
Hero: I'd marry hunk
Keef: Lance
Keith's: keef, obvi
Pidgeon: :)
Honks: :,)
Keef: me and Lance plan on going to space and saving the universe, who wants to come?
Pidgeon: me!
Honks: me too
Shiro: yes
Keith's: well jokes on you we planned to go only us two
Keef: hehe
Keith's: I met a really nice girl! I'll add her!
Keith's added Nymaa to the group chat
Pidgeon: Ugh not her
Keith's: what?
[Private chat between Pidgeon and Keith's]
Pidgeon: she's known to be a player. Just be careful please
Keith's: but she's really nice!
Pidgeon: Lance, she uses people
Keith's: ok I'll be careful
[Voltron group chat]
Nymaa: hiiiiii
Pidgeon: annoying bitch
Hero: language
Pidgeon: sorry, crusty bitch
Nymaa: >:((
Keith's: stop attacking my girlfriend >:(
Pidgeon: I'm sorry what
Nymaa: we're together!
Honks: oh no
Hero: where's Keith?
Keith's: idk
[Private chat between Nymaa and Keith's]
Nymaa: baeeeee?
Keith's: yah?
Nymaa: why is your username Keith's?
Keith's: it's just a joke
Nymaa: can't you change it to Nyma's? :(
Keith's: Uh sure
Keith's changed their username to Nyma's
[Voltron group chat]
Pidgeon: seriously, where's Keith?
Nyma's: idk
Nyma's: Keef
Nyma's: Keefy
Nyma's: Keithy boi
Keef: what
Hero: where are you?
Keef: a rooftop lol
Hero: what?
Keef: k bye
Nyma's: iS He cOmITiNg sUiCide?
Nymaa: I hope :)
Pidgeon: wtf?
Pidgeon deleted Nymaa from the group
Nyma's: Pidge
Pidgeon: she literally told Keith to go kill himself
Honks: she's right, Lance
Hero: you can't tell someone to go kill themselves
Nyma's left the chat
Pidgeon: wtf is his problem?
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Voltron group chat
FanfictionI try to make it funny? it's just to laugh and it's also Klance so. It's angsty, I love making Keith suffer
