Pidgeon: holy god the skirt looks A M A Z I N G
on himKeef: yes
Honks: WE WANNA SEE
Pidgeon:
Keef: *cough* nosebleed *cough*
Pidgeon: ok so I brought an outfit for Keith too and Lance is staring way too much
Hero: I can confirm
MattyB: I need to see this
Pidgeon: Keith won't let me take a picture :(((
Keith's: helpsndkeo
MattyB: *sing song* so this is love
Keef: I have knives
Hero: be careful, he's got one under his pillow
Keith's: why didn't I know that? I've slept on his pillow multiple times
Pidgeon: no, you slept on him
Keith's: I- true
Hero: IsawKeithtakingsecretpicturesofLance. *cough* what
Pidgeon: you what
Keith's: gosh Keef just ask for pictures of me, I'll send them
Keef: I'll go on and die now
Pidgeon: oh god, Keith got us popsicles and Lance licked his and Keith looked at him, super serious and bit his popsicle super violently
Keith's: I did nothing wrong
Keef: me neither. I just ate the popsicle
Hero: in a very threatening way
Keef: how am I threatening Lance?
Pidgeon: we all know he couldn't bite Lance's popsicle even if he wanted to
Pidgeon: alfnroeo to privé me wrong he grabbed Lance's literal popsicle and bit it
Hero: he didn't even get the joke lol
Keef: oh you meant thAt popsicle...
Keef: ew
Pidgeon: we all know you don't mean it
Keef: I do
Keith's: Iwouldntmind
Keith's: what?
Pidgeon: O_o
Keef: i-
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FanfictionI try to make it funny? it's just to laugh and it's also Klance so. It's angsty, I love making Keith suffer