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Period problems [smut]

Wowie I haven't written in a while
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IM AN IDIOT sssOxx MADE ME REALISE THAT I SPELT CHEF WRONG DLDKFKREMELE
~Jeremy's pov~

Jeremy groaned, he was in his bed unable to sleep at exactly 1:47am in the fucking morning because he was on his period and fucking horny.

It sucked, he was always overly horny when he was on it, too! He didn't understand why? He hated periods, they were reminders that his body wasn't the one he wanted, and that he nor his boyfriend could touch him in the way he wanted because ew yuck blood that's absolutely disgusting.

He groaned, alone and without his boyfriend to atleast cuddle up to him, he was also really really fucking tired.

Suddenly his phone went off, and with a groan and a hiss, he reached over for it. Who could that be? The thought cost him to miss the phone but hit it off the table, he groaned and reluctantly moved to grab the luckily un-damaged phone from the ground.

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You sleepin, bub?

Michael what the everloving fuck are you doing awake. Jeremy immediately thought, sitting up and texting his friend.

Remy the fucking rat chef
You best believe I ain't
Why the fuck are you up?

Almost immediately Michael guesses my attitude.

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Period, huh?

Remy the fucking rat chef
Naturally
I'm also really fucking horny help

I type out, Michael responds the same time as I finish typing my message and hit send

Remy the fucking rat chef
But I'm also tired and can't sleep h

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Help?~

I choke, and let my fingers give response.

Remy the fucking rat chef
DKDKDKMDFHDJKS
go to horny jail you cuck

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Baby ;(

I wonder to send him that meme of the dog bonking the other dog in the head but the writers not bothered to post it for this chapter so I'm not either.

Remy the fucking rat chef
Guess you can't sleep cause you're horny?
Poor mike, even if I want it too it's not like I can make my period go away with the snap of my fingers and get you to fuck me senseless

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Yeah, thinking of you made my dick go "hi" so yeah

Pfft, I remember a line from my all time favourite movie Austin Powers: International man of mystery which reminds the writer that he and his boyfriend needs to watch that together, and he's going to add that to the list of "things to watch with Michael <3" list.

"Pardon me for being rude, It was not me, it was my food. It just popped up to say hello, and now it's gone back down below."

Ah, Mike Myers is truly great. Huh. What's with my infatuation with blokes with the name or abbreviation of Michael? Eh, whatever.

I remember Michaels texting and look to see what he's saying.

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You wanna call? Help me out here?~