Wherever You Are (Umbrella Academy Five x Reader)

mannequins

Reader's POV

I took a short bus ride and then walked the rest of the way to meet up with Five and Klaus, who were waiting for me on the steps of the building. Klaus waved to me enthusiastically like a little kid, while Five stood up and crossed his arms.

"About time. How'd things go with Diego?"

I adjusted my shirt and sighed. "He wasn't home. Luther stayed behind to wait for him."

"Sorry to hear that, (Y/n)." Five said as he beckoned for me to follow him and Klaus inside.

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"Like I said to your kids earlier," the man who we found out was a doctor there said, "any information about the prosthetics we build is strictly confidential. Without the client's consent, I simply can't help you."

"Well we can't get consent if you don't give us a name." Five argued back.

"Well, that's not my problem. Sorry. Now, there's really nothing more I can do, so-"

"And what about my consent?" Klaus interrupted.

"Excuse me?"

"Who gave you permission," Klaus voice began to crack as he fake cried, "to lay your hands... on my children?" He pointed to Five and I.

"What?" Five and the doctor said in union.

"You heard me." Klaus eyed me and I caught on to what he was doing.

"I didn't touch your kids."

"Oh really?" Klaus said as he sat up, "Well, then how did he get that swollen lip, then?"

"He doesn't have a swollen-"

Klaus stood up without warning and hit Five hard across the face. Five grunted in pain and held his nose.

Klaus inhaled sharply. "I want it. Name, please. Now."

"You're crazy." The doctor pointed at Klaus cautiously.

Klaus laughed, "You got no idea." He picked up a snow globe sitting on the desk and looked it over. "'Peace on Earth.'" That's so sweet." He said before aggressively slamming it into his forehead. Klaus yelped as glass and blood flowed down his face. "God, that hurt. (Y/n) come here." Klaus wiped some blood on my face before slapping me hard. "There we go."

The doctor scrambled to pick up the phone. "I'm calling secur- what are you doing!?"

Klaus quickly grabbed the phone out of his hands. "There's been an assault," he cried, "in Mr. Big's office and we need security, now. SCHNELL!" He slammed the phone back down and turned to the doctor. "Now here's what's gonna happen Grant."

"It's... Lance."

"In about 60 seconds, two security guards are gonna burst through that door and they're gonna see a whole lot of blood, and they're gonna wonder, "What the hell happened?" And we're gonna tell them that you... beat the shit out of us." Klaus resumed his fake crying voice and sobbed dramatically before smiling.