"You'll see, Miss Supreme, you'll see."
As Billie started looking for a game, you giggled and sat in between your two lovers.
"Why did you guys decide to come home early?" you asked while Delia wrapped her arms around your waist and Mina started kissing your head, "I mean, not that I'm complaining, but it is kinda out of the ordinary for you guys to like, you know, drop everything and start playing with me. I understand that your jobs are really important and you don't necessarily have to put things on hold for me."
Delia started tracing circles on your ribs soothingly, "Well, we wanted to, honey. More importantly, Venable wanted to. Right after we hung up, she called me and told me she was on her way. We miss you a lot when we're at work, love."
"I personally just didn't want to see the house burned down," Wilhemina scoffed, which made Cordelia smack her arm, "What? I'm just saying, leaving Billie Dean unsupervised is very dangerous."
"Nice to know your opinion of me hasn't changed, Venny," with a laugh, Billie came out of the closet holding something behind her back, "And you lovebirds are gonna get your asses whooped, behold, your downfall!"
Your best friend's antics never failed to amuse you, and this stupid, entertainingly stupid scenario was so comical, you started laughing hysterically, much to the amusement of everyone else in the room. Your laughter in itself was unique to everyone who heard it, with its hisses and gasps that made you sound like a dolphin. Who could blame you though, Billie had just started dancing and posing like one of the models on 'Deal Or No Deal'.
Cordelia took the game from a wheezing Billie, "Overcooked? Are you serious?" making her force her laughter to a stop, with much difficulty, one might add, and grin ominously at the supreme.
"Don't underestimate my powers, Miss Goode," smiling devilishly, Billie loaded the game as she handed out controllers, "You clearly haven't played this yet."
Wilhemina snorted, "It doesn't sound so promising," which earned a glare from you amid the giggles that were trying to escape, "Don't give me that look, y/n, I didn't say I wasn't willing to try."
"Well, this game is awesome," you said, laughter finally curbed, "and I'm calling the teams."
"You're not going to leave me with Venny, are you?" Billie asked from the floor, "I mean, I love that purple lady and all, but still."
Connecting the controllers, you started fixing the teams, "We doing rock, paper, scissors to be fair. as much as I would love to team up with Howard and kick your asses, the teams are going to be one pro with one beginner."
And that was how Billie ended up with Mina and you with Delia. Botj of them had the gift of catching on quickly, and after a few test runs, you had Cordelia managing the stoves while you ran back and forth to grab some ingredients.
Billie and Mina weren't faring all that well. They had been arguing about which dishes were supposed to be served, as if it didn't say at the top of the screen. Normally, you were the one to run for ingredients and assembling, but Mina had taken Billie's job of manning the stove, and now they were both struggling.
"Howard, I swear, this one's not supposed to have tomatoes yet!" the redhead groaned frustratedly, "Why do you keep making full sandwiches when we need one without vegetables?"
"I'm not usually the runner, Venable," Billie grumbled as her character frantically ran around the kitchen, "And clearly, I'm not so good at this particular job."
Both you and Cordelia were biting the insides of your cheeks to keep from laughing at the two who were still arguing. Chopping a tomato and plating it, you served yet another sandwich, making sure to wash the dishes. This was going well, for your side at least.
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