Impure Saint (MareNight)

30

Cross and Error's plan was finally going underway, the two having to wait for the weekend when everyone was free. They gathered everyone in the living room, well everyone that was there.

"Alright! Since this week'd been a little boring," Cross winked at his boyfriend, "Error and I decided to get you all together for a game of two truths and one lie."

The group looked among each other with a slight bit of interest and some holding a bit of confusion. Cross only snickered a bit when he saw Night question Mare about the game, to which Mare answered silently before grumbling about how stupid this was.

Soon enough everyone was gathered around: Mare and Night lazing together on the couch, Hate on the sofa with Hope comfortably half-asleep in his arms, the murderous trio laying together on the soft carpet, Cross sitting next to the trio with Epic leaning against him, and Error and Reaper leaning against the back of the couch. It was Peewee who had yet to decide where to sit but he just decided to jump onto the couch and curl up against Night, much to Mare's dislike.

There was a soft whirlwind of silence before Horror huffed, "Hate, you start it!"

The skeleton grumbled at that but sighed, "Fine... I've got a pet cat, my room is painted crimson, and I have thirty-six books stacked in the corner."

A soft discussion among the others but Mare didn't join, instead he spoke up. "You have thirty-nine books stacked in your room." Hate only nodded.

The others looked at Mare with pleasant surprise, smiling softly.

"Aight!" Cross spoke up, "my turn... My favorite food is chocolate, I have a chicken cap, and I do karaoke with Epic every Monday."

Another discussion that was interrupted by Mare, "His favorite food is tacos, chocolate is that little demon's favorite food." Cross nodded with a grin.

A chuckle left Horror, "Damn Boss."

Killer snickered, "He's the boss, he knows us better than anyone else."

Horror only shook his head an laughed, "Let's test that! I've killed a fish, I polish my axe one a week, and I've fucked Killer while he was sleeping."

Mare stuck his tongue out in disgust, "You've never killed a fish." Night snickered under his breath, rubbing Peewee's ears.

Dust grumbled, "Aight, my turn. I've masturbated with my knife, my favorite book is Deep-Sky Wonders and my favorite movie is Brokeback Mountain."

Mare rolled his eye, slamming his tendril in agitation. "Your favorite movie is The Exorcist... also I've walked in on you with your knife, we agreed not to talk about that."

"You still haven't given me my knife back." Dust whined.

"I don't think I should."

The response was a quiet whine and a laugh from Killer, "My turn, I'll make this hard! I've never been to Negatale, I used to hate chocolate, and I'm bi."

Mare rolled his eye once again and huffed, "You're purely gay, now, my turn. I love the taste of strawberries, I prefer quiet spaces and my favorite book is The Last Unicorn."

Killer huffed, "It's obviously the favorite book."

Night giggled and smiled, "He actually hates quiet spaces, in fact he plays music to combat that."

The trio looked to each other and huffed. Horror spoke up, "Well that's not fair, you two read each other like an open book."

Error chuckled, "He confessed his favorite book, that's something."

Night perked at Error's words to which the glitchy skeleton noticed and smirked, "Well, I believe it's Night's turn isn't it?"

Night huffed at that, pulled Peewee a bit closer, the wolf didn't mind and just let it happen. "Okay... my favorite book is We Are The Ants, I like orange zest honey, and I've never killed something."

Mare immediately knew the answer but stopped himself when Night winked at him, mentally telling him not to say anything. The taller only huffed and crossed his arms as soft whispers of discussion spread through the group.

Dust bit his tongue before speaking up, "Your favorite book?"

Night shook his head and Killer spoke up next, "Orange honey?"

Night shook his head once again and Horror slammed his hands down with the brightest grin. "You've killed something?!"

Night nodded softly, "Multiple things actually, but not directly, I used things like traps since it's hard to sneak up on animals with a knife. It'd be nice to have a bow or something."

Hate perked, "You don't have a bow like your brother?"

Cross interjected, "He has swords."

Hate nodded in understanding and Error chuckled, "Let's make this a bit interesting," a few hums at that, "I have a puppet of everyone in this room, I'm planning on fucking Reaper later tonight, and I like dark chocolate."

Reaper perked up brightly and grinned while Mare huffed, "Finally loosing your virginity I see."

Error glared a shot back, "You're a five thousand year old virgin, you have no room to talk."

Laughter erupted among the group, save Error, Mare and Night. Error only held a smug expression while starring Mare down.

Mare blushed a bit a that and Night looked at Mare with a sudden bit of surprise but shook it off quickly. "Don't you prefer milk chocolate, Error?"

Error only smiled and nodded, "That I do, Hate your up."

Hate growled in soft annoyance as the laughter died out to nothing but little giggles, "I've fucked my brother's boyfriend, I recently got drunk and forgot my own name, and I fucking hate cats."

Mare rolled his eyes at Hate's last statement, "You haven't drank in months."

Cross stopped them both, "Wait, wait... Hate you fucked Love's boyfriend?"

Hope nodded at that, giggling. "He made Love and I watch."

"Damn, I wish I was apart of that." Killer pouted.

"All of you are pathetic and disgusting." Mare growled, "Cross, hurry up and get your's over with."

Cross nodded and grinned, "Let's do it. I've bitten Boss before, I've never been on bottom, and I once I threw up in Horror's bed."

"That was you?" Horror glared.

Cross smirked softly before quickly making a run for it, Horror made quick chase. Dust and Killer happily cheered Horror on while Epic only laughed.

Error shook his head, "Nightmare, you're next."

Mare huffed, "I've eaten monster before, my last battle was with my brother, and I have an overwhelming urge to knock Horror and Cross's skulls together."

Night giggled at that and Error answered, "Your last battle was with Ink."

Night paused, "You've eaten another monster?"

Mare frowned, "Horror shoved it in my mouth."

"Ew..."

A soft bit of silence, "Night, you good to go?"

"I'm good," Night assured, "I can somewhat draw, I was born after Dream..." Night paused, as if thinking his next words carefully and making sure he was mentally ready. Finally he built up the courage, "and, I'm in love with Mare."

Nobody had ever seen Mare's face so shocked and fulfilled with what could only be delighted surprise.

(Bet y'all didn't see that coming)