The Dreaming Pillar ✩ Kimetsu no Yaiba

💠Special #3💠

Requested by Anonymous.

Drabble: "I have like zero braincells."

In which (Y/n) steals a dog.

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"Hiro nii-san, I'm bored. There's nothing to do!" you whined, burying your face in the pillow.

"Not my problem. Go read a book or something," he suggested, heading over to the kitchen.

"Unhelpful bastard," you mumbled under your breath. How could he ignore you, his little sister, when you were on the brink of death from boredom?

"What was that?" He raised a brow, he was sure he heard something that shouldn't be said.

"Nothing," you groaned, rolling to your side which ended up with you falling off the couch. "Seriously though, what can I do when everything is so boring? I feel like I'm living in the 80's. Not much entertainment."

"Do you even know what happened in the 80's?"

"Not a clue."

"Of course you don't," he sighed. "If you're so bored then go read a book or play some games." he suggested, peeking his head out of the fridge with a waffle in his mouth. "If mom and dad were home then they'd rant about how theirs so much to do."

"I know," you sighed, rolling yet again so now you were still on the floor but you were facing the ceiling. "It's just that I've already done all the things I could think off and I'm still bored! I solved and failed a Rubik's cube, there's nothing good on television right now, I can't just drown my Forget Me Nots when I worked so hard to maintain them, Mitsuri-chan invited me to go shopping with her and Shinobu-chan but I don't feel like shopping."

A knock soon came on the door and Hiro, with a chocolate covered donut on his mouth, opened it. "Oh, hey Giyuu. What brings you here today?"

"I asked (Y/n) if she'd help me help Shinazugawa commit a crime," Giyuu informed Hiro, guessing by your personality that you didn't even bother telling him. "And she agreed."

"I see," he nodded before he turned his head in your direction. "(Y/n)! Giyuu's here and you're both going to do the crime with Shinazugawa that may end up in arson!"

"Yes! Arson!" You immediately stood up. There was no time to sulk when there was a chance you'd be setting something on fire. You didn't know what that something was but you knew it had something to do with fire.

"(Y/n), we're going to help Shinazugawa steal his dog back, remember?" Giyuu corrected, giving Hiro a questioning look.

Hiro merely shrugged at him. "Same thing." Then he walked away.

"Oh," your face fell when you realized this was not going to end in arson. But then lit up when you remembered Sanemi promised to treat you guys to Ohagi after successfully retrieved the dog. "Well, what are we waiting for? Let's go!"

You went out the door and grabbed Giyuu's hand, turning your head in the direction of the door. "Hiro nii-san, I'm leaving with Giyuu nii-san now!"

"Have fun committing crimes!" you could hear Hiro yell back as you and Giyuu made your way to the car.

You got in the back seat while Giyuu sat in the passenger's seat with Sanemi on the wheel.

"Alright, Shinazugawa-san. Where is your dog?" you enthusiastically asked.

"At the fucking pound." Sanemi growled. He then stepped on the pedal and now you guys are on your merry way to the pound.

"Wait, if he's in the pound then can't you just get him or something?" you asked,  giving him a skeptical look. "You are his owner, aren't you?"

"Damn right I am," he spat out. "But I can't get him because of the fucking Virginia code section 3.2-6562."

"Simpler terms please. I have like zero braincells," you requested. You had no idea what this man was talking about. It just sounded like a bunch of alien gibberish.

"Any companion animal of unknown ownership running at large on which the license fee has not been paid," Giyuu explained. He glanced at you and explained in further simpler terms, "Shinazugawa can get it back by registering his dog and paying the license fee. That's how I understand it."

"Then, shouldn't you just pay Shinazugawa-san?" The more details you knew, the more questions you had. "It's not like you're lacking money. Besides, aren't you a police officer? Shouldn't you avoid breaking the law?"

"Do you want that Ohagi or not?" he glared at you through the front mirror.

"I have no questions." You gave him the thumbs up as he smirked.

•••

"So, what's the plan?" you asked as Sanemi parked in an inconspicuous location

"Using my connections as a police officer, I know that's theirs only one guard right now. So you head over and act like you're interested in adopting one of those little fuckers while I get my dog and Tomioka stays here as the getaway driver," he explained to you two. "Any problems?"

"Nope," you and Giyuu answered at the same time.

"Good," he grinned, opening the car door and putting on a hat while throwing a pair of sunglasses and a mask on your direction. "Let's start."

"Alright," you nodded, putting on the items that will only attract attention.

•••

"I knew you should've just paid for your dog!!"

In short, the plan failed because the rest of the guards came back and swarmed you.

"Why do you have to look like that damn celebrity so much?!" he yelled back, holding his dog in one hand while holding the hat over his face in the other. Making sure his face was covered.

"Well I'm sorry that I have a good bone structure!"

"Less talking, more running!"

The two of you shut up and did your best to outrun both the guards and the guard dogs.

By some stroke of a miracle, Giyuu appeared in front of you with the car doors open. "Get in!"

You two didn't need to be told twin as you both dove inside the car and immediately closed it while Giyuu stepped on it and sped out of there.

"How'd you know we were in trouble?" you asked in between huffs as you took off that stuffy mask and sunglasses, placing both items on the car pocket, lying down on the whole space of the back row.

"I saw the guards coming back then I heard the alarm ringing," he said as you let out a relieved sigh that Giyuu came to your rescue.

"At least we got the dog back," Sanemi stated. He pushed a button on the side of his chair and reclined it, breathing out a sigh as his dog lay obediently on his lap.

"We demand double the Ohagi and (F/f) for this," you demanded for both you and Giyuu since it was more dangerous than you thought it would be.

Now as an adult, Sanemi was a sensible person and knew the amount of danger he exposed you to.

"Fine."

"And a movie!"

An irk mark on his face, he answered. "Fine!  Add one more thing and I'll throw you in jail!"

"Eh?! You made me break the law!"