Faking Us

Chapter One

Morgan's POV

"If you blink it's over for you Jason."

"I'm not losing, that last ice cream sandwich has my name written all over it."

"I don't think so."

Our game was interrupted by our friend launching herself on the couch besides us.

"No!" Jason and I yelled at the same time.

"What are you two losers doing?" Kaden asked.

"We were doing a staring contest to see who ate the last ice cream sandwich, that's it until you ruined it!" I responded.

"This sandwich?"

Both Jason and I turned to see her already eating the sandwich.

My ice cream sandwich.

"No my ice cream!" Jason went to grab it but Kaden dodged him and got out of the couch.

"Kaden you bitch give me that!" I chased after her around Jason's basement until she threw the paper on the sandwich to my face and ate the last of it while we watched.

Bitch.

"THAT WAS THE LAST ONE WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU!" Jason yelled at her but Kaden just shrugged and went back to sit on the couch.

"Great now we have to go to the store to get more," I sulked and plopped myself down on the middle of my two best friends.

"You two are so dramatic," Kaden said.

"Do not talk you ice cream thief," Jason pointed at the silver haired girl.

"Get over yourself and go buy more."

Jason groaned, "Ugh but I have to get up."

I rolled my eyes and stood up.

"Get your lazy ass up and drive us to the store dude." I kicked his feet for him to move.

"Just drive yourself- oh wait you can't, you failed your driving exam," Jason laughed along with Kaden.

"As if you didn't fail it the first time," I retorted.

"This is the sixth time you fail it Mor." Kaden pointed out.

"It's not my fault the old bastard enjoys to fail me."

"You ran over a house fence the third time," Jason said.

"There was a squirrel on the middle of the road!"

"You also called him an old fuck the last time," Kaden added.

"You ran past two red lights in one test and ended up in McDonalds another time." Jason finished listing all of my failed exams.

"I get it I suck! But in my defense I hadn't had lunch or breakfast and McDonalds was close, it was either that or I fainted while driving."

"You didn't buy him anything at least?" Kaden asked.

I frowned, "Why the hell would I do that?"

"Didn't even gave him some fries?" Jason now asked.

"No."

"Damn. No wonder you failed."

"Anyway! If you both are done talking about my bad driving abilities, can we go buy the sandwiches now?" I complained and they both nodded.

"Yeah we're done, lets go," Jason stood up and went for his keys while Kaden and I headed upstairs.

"Wait I need to go get my wallet I left it at home," I said remembering.