Benny Watts Imagines

I.... Am not the man for this.

I sat repaying some of the matches from the championship last week, reading my notes and my paperwork between moving the pieces. My apartment cold and empty, the only sound the dripping of water from the sink tap into the basin, my breaths, the ticking of the clock beside me and my occasionally movements of wooden pieces. My jeans tight to my legs with my belt to keep them from falling off my skinny ass,  my black long sleeve shirt keeping the chill of my empty apartment away. 

I jumped out of my skin when the phone beside me suddenly rang, I looked to the clock I wasn't expecting any calls. I fixed my hair a little out my eye and picked up the phone putting it to my ear "Hello?" I asked But the only sound that came though was this loud, crying. "Uuuuhhh Hello?" I asked but the crying only continued at this point it must have been very intense crying "Hello?" I asked I heard a sniffle and the crying slow a little 

"Benny?" Her little sweet voice answered and it clicked

"Y/n?" I asked "Are you crying?"

"Yes..."

"Y/n, are you okay?"

"Benny, can I come over?"

"Uhh yeah sure, what's going on?" I asked but the moment I did the crying erupted again so much I moved the phone from my ear "Okay y/n you just come over okay." I told her 

"Okay" she says between tears so I hung up. 

"Ohh fuck" I sighed getting up and tidying my apartment a little and as soon as I was done the door knocked so I head over opening the door and the moment I did y/n collapsed into my chest nuzzling her face into my shirt crying so much I could feel the wetness of her tears on my shirt The sound of her crying filled my apartment "Uuuuuhhhh... okay. right. Uhh coffee?" I asked her she nodded so I tried to move but she wouldn't move "Uhh okay, Ummm." I said picking her up and carrying her to sit in my chair shutting and locking the door going to make her a coffee while she cried into her hands. I went over with her coffee but she wouldn't stop crying so I pulled her hand and put the coffee cup in it so she was holding it getting a chair to sit beside her "So... what's going on?" I asked and she erupted into even louder crying "Okay. I.... I don't know how to deal with this." I told her moving her other hand away to see her crying face. I admit it wasn't exactly a cute or pretty sight to see her cheeks flooded with tears her eyeliner and mascara leaked black waterfalls down her face, her lipstick smudged beyond repair as she cried "Oh come on y/n" I told her trying to stop her crying "Don't cry..." I told her "Don't cry y/n, You'll ruin all your make up" I told her wiping her face with my sleeve but I only spread the red of her lipstick and the black of her eye liner around more "Oohhh, I uhh I just made it worse" I told her "Come on y/n what's wrong?"

"L-L-L" she said between her tears and gasps 

"Y/n. Breath" I told her "Then speak"

"Luke broke up with me!" she cried hugging my chest tightly crying into my chest

"Ohh y/n, Its okay." I reassured her patting her back a little and letting her cry "Uhh I. I don't know how to help. I... I am not the man for this" I told her "UhH Would you like to talk about it?"

she nodded moving away a little wiping her eyes "L-L-Luke broke up with me.... and And And He's been cheating on me for the last two years!" she said before bursting into tears again "Luke broke up with me and took back my ring, and now he's engaged to Elenor" 

'Don't say I told you so, Don't say I told you so, Don't say I told you so' "I'm sorry y/n, It's okay, he was an idiot for thinking he needed to cheat on you, your great." I explain but that wasn't helping "I'm going to be honest y/n. I am really sorry. I feel bad for you. I'm sorry this happened but... I... am not the man for this" I explain to her making her stop crying a moment "I don't know what to do! I don't know what to say! I hate to see you cry but everything I say makes it worse! everything I do makes it worse! I don't know how to help! what can I say to make you feel better? that he's dumb, You can do like ten times better, That he has a tiny dick, that I was kinda mad you where marrying him anyway because I knew this was going to happen and I kinda wanted to marry you! That we should go brick his house! I don't know how to help right now y/n" I explain "I am not a socially aware boy. I play chess for a living, this is not something I know how to do"

"That helped benny" she smiled hugging me tightly "Thank you"

"Ohh. Then your welcome" I smiled hugging her too 

"What do you mean you knew this would happen?"

"... Y/n. You've been engaged four times. purely Numerically this was gonna happen again". due to it already happening three times previously" 

"You where mad I was marrying him?"

"A little. Y/n... I've been a little mad every time you've got engaged, Because You weren't getting engaged to me" 

"You have literately never showed an interest in me in your life"  

"I have. I just clearly wasn't very good at showing it"

"You're really not good at this stuff are you?"

"I am not. No" I answered "You wanna go get Pizza and ice cream, while we talk about how shit of a person luke is and tell each other all his secrets"

"I would like that benny"

I sat by my board reading though some games when I heard crying from across the room, 

"Aww what's the matter Amy?" Y/n asked nicely so I turned seeing her picking Amy up from her little crib giving her a little bounce and a kiss "Well, you're going to have to sit and talk it out with daddy Mummies got to go shopping" she explained coming over and handing Amy to me but she just cried louder 

"Why do yo give her to me when she cries? I can't deal with females crying we know this."

"Do we?"

"You're last engagement, Our engagement, Our wedding, the interior of your pregnancy, her birth, Need I go on?"

"You do fine" she smiled kissing my head and Amy's head "See you too later" she smiled before she hurried out to do some shopping and Amy continued to cry

"You'll cry yourself out eventfully honey. Daddy... daddy is not the man for this." I told her but she cried louder "what do you want! why won't women just tell me what the matter is! why must I guess what the tears mean?" and she cried louder "Are you sleepy? why would you wake up and start crying then? Are you hungry? Well sorry honey I... I lack the equipment mummy has for that job. Well I have them they are just useless to you and also me" I explain but the crying only worsened "what do you want?" I whined almost in tears myself before I noticed "Ooohh... thats why mummy went out and gave you to me" I sighed getting up holding her as far from me as I could "I am not the man for this, I am going to be sick." I sighed almost gagging as I took her to the changing table "The sooner your walking and talking the better. then I don't have to guess why you're crying"