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"BEHOLD! THE WONDERS OF THE human realm." Gus showed a small collection of human items. "This little fellow is one of their most valued objects. It aids in the compiling of printed wisdom, the scratching of gunk from under your nails, and my favorite— It even mimics the sounds of the human ocean." Gus flicked the paper clip a bit, making the paper clip make a boy-yoing sound. "Ah! The human realm. So beautiful. It's safe to say that the pay‐per‐clorp is a stunning testament to human ingenuity. Any questions?" He looked at the tired club members, he then saw a grumpy student raise his hand. "Ah! Our newest member: Mattholomule."
"A‐Augustus, is this what the president of the Human Appreciation Society thinks passes as 'Human Artifacts'? Because at my old school, we had real treasures." Matt scoffed as he shoved Gus' human objects and dumped his 'human artifacts' that were obviously fake. The members gasped in shock at the 'human artifacts'.
"They look so real! I wanna touch one!" A member said.
"Go ahead. In my club, we didn't have any dumb rules." Matt smirks mockingly at Gus, who gasps offensively.
"Shh. He didn't mean that." Gus whispered to the rules paper on the blackboard before walking over to the table and took the 'artifacts' from the club members, each complaining. "Well, this isn't your club. Thankfully."
"Exactly, who thinks I should be president?" Matt smirked.
Two club members voted for Matt and one asked to touch all of the objects first. Gus took in what the last member said and decided to do just that. He weighed one of the artifacts and gasped in shock. "These are fakes!" Gus thought aloud.
"Y-You can't prove that!" Matt stammered before inhaling. "You're just trying to distract these human appreciators. You're afraid of getting kicked out of office. It's your word versus mine."
The members started to mumble to each other again as Gus backed up. He hit a newspaper and looked at the pictures. One of them showed Luz and in another, it had Ember. He smirked as he got an idea, "What if I brought in experts?"
"Yeah, right. Who can you find that's a bigger human expert than any of us?" Matt rolled his eyes.
"How about real humans?" Gus smirked, placing triumphant hands on his hips.
The members mumbled to each other in excitement. Matt looked at the members in shock before glaring at Gus. "Yeah. Uh‐huh. A‐And you've never brought your friends here. Why?"
