Quarantined (ninjago edition)

Have you ever wondered how the ninja would be doing in Quarintine? Well you came to the right book!

For starters there will be no bad words...

Kai in the background: WHO THE F*** TOOK MY F***ING HAIR GEL?!

Jay: DON'T F***ING SWEAR YOU F***ING PEACE OF S***! IT'S A SIGN OF WEAK VERBAL SKILLS!

Kai: SHUT THE F*** UP B****!

... This also a parody so the jokes will absolutely make sense....

Kai: A bird can't be your brother.
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Morro: Stay away from me! I don't want to get the carona!

Nya: You're a ghost. You don't have to worry about the virus.

Morro: Yes I do! It has spread to the other ghosts! And some are even dying!
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Jay: The cat is only Nya's sister.

Kai: And Nya is my sister. So the cat is also my sister.

Jay: No the cat is only Nya's sister.

Kai: How the f*** does that make sense?

... and my kid ninja obsession TOTALLY doesn't make it's way into this book....

Little Lloyd and little Morro: Are we a joke to you?

... Ok that's enough of my rambling but anyway enjoy the book!

I don't own ninjago or the charecters.

Cover made by @the_quiet_jade