Prince murder has added Sirius to the chat
Prince murder has changed Sirius name to Whiny Slut
whiny slut: fuck you
prince murder: no thanks, I'm taken
lioness: lol
idiot: padfoot I know we're friends but that name fits you
whiny slut: I hate this place
snake king: you do realize you can change your name right Siri?
whiny slut: oh yeah....
lisanna: I'm sorry you're related to an idiot Regulus
snake king: thank you
Whiny Slut has changed their name to Fuck you all
prince murder: buzzkill
fuck you all: bite me
lisanna: can't do that, it'll ruin our teeth
fuck you all: why? why am I here?
snake king: because no matter how many times you leave the chat, we'll just add you back to the chat
done with you all: oh cheer up padfoot, you know we love you
fuck you all: moony the feeling is mutual but I still wanna fight you cause you're dating my brother
done with you all: I know but don't worry, soon I'll be married to your brother
fuck you all: I know where you live fucker
done with you all: ya and so does your brother ;)
fuck you all: ......
snake king: I can't breath haha
lisanna: no one can
lioness: omg a wedding!!
prince murder: is that all you got from the conversation?
lioness: No but the wedding is more important than the fact that Remus has fucked Regulus
fuck you all: ok moony I'm gonna go kill you
idiot: honestly padfoot you need to get a girlfriend or a boyfriend
prince murder: yeah, you're the only single person in this chat
fuck you all: no I'm not, Lily and Peter are single
lioness: I'm not single
fuck you all: what? who are you dating?! and when??
lioness: Lisanna
lioness:
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lioness: look how pretty she is🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
fuck you all: alright I'll admit it, she's pretty. Good for you Lily
fuck you all: but Peter is still single
black plaque: no I'm not
fuck you all: SERIOUSLY!! WHO ARE YOU DATING!!
black plaque: don't worry about who I'm dating
fuck you all: why is everyone dating someone!!! ;-;
fuck you all: this is unfair
Idiot has changed Fuck you all name to Forever alone
forever alone: rude
idiot: you can change the name once you get into a relationship
snake king: which will take a long time cause your a moron
forever alone: moony you have full permission to marry my brother so long as you take him away
done with you all: deal
snake king: I'm both offended yet happy
idiot: aside from padfoot being single, I realized we never changed lisanna's name
lioness: oh yeah!
lioness: I got this
Lioness has changed Lisanna name to Dragon queen
lioness: done ^-^
dragon queen: awesome
prince murder: someone get Sirius a date cause he just called me and he's crying
prince murder: why do you people always call me when there's a problem?
black plaque: because you love us
idiot: and because if we call Lily she'll just suggest arson and Remus well trick us into buying him chocolate
prince murder: fair enough
dragon queen: isn't Sirius a whore tho?
prince murder: no he isn't
prince murder: ....
prince murder: ok he is but please don't bring up cause I'm still on the phone with him
lioness: hang up on him
prince murder: I want to but then I'll feel bad
done with you all: tell him to call me
prince murder: got it
black plaque: so we're gonna help Sirius find a date?
idiot: yes, yes we are
dragon queen: gross
lioness: hush now love, I'm excited to help Siri find a date
snake king: we all are, well all except your girlfriend
dragon queen: bingo
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Marauders group texts
HumorThe idea to make a group chat story involving the marauders seems very fun, it will also include Severus and Lily plus any other characters. They're all friends in this but they still talk shit about eachother. I'm not sure who will end up with who...
