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Prince murder has added Sirius to the chat

Prince murder has changed Sirius name to Whiny Slut

whiny slut: fuck you

prince murder: no thanks, I'm taken

lioness: lol

idiot: padfoot I know we're friends but that name fits you

whiny slut: I hate this place

snake king: you do realize you can change your name right Siri?

whiny slut: oh yeah....

lisanna: I'm sorry you're related to an idiot Regulus

snake king: thank you

Whiny Slut has changed their name to Fuck you all

prince murder: buzzkill

fuck you all: bite me

lisanna: can't do that, it'll ruin our teeth

fuck you all: why? why am I here?

snake king: because no matter how many times you leave the chat, we'll just add you back to the chat

done with you all: oh cheer up padfoot, you know we love you

fuck you all: moony the feeling is mutual but I still wanna fight you cause you're dating my brother

done with you all: I know but don't worry, soon I'll be married to your brother

fuck you all: I know where you live fucker

done with you all: ya and so does your brother ;)

fuck you all: ......

snake king: I can't breath haha

lisanna: no one can

lioness: omg a wedding!!

prince murder: is that all you got from the conversation?

lioness: No but the wedding is more important than the fact that Remus has fucked Regulus

fuck you all: ok moony I'm gonna go kill you

idiot: honestly padfoot you need to get a girlfriend or a boyfriend

prince murder: yeah, you're the only single person in this chat

fuck you all: no I'm not, Lily and Peter are single

lioness: I'm not single

fuck you all: what? who are you dating?! and when??

lioness: Lisanna

lioness:

lioness: look how pretty she is🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

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lioness: look how pretty she is🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

fuck you all: alright I'll admit it, she's pretty. Good for you Lily

fuck you all: but Peter is still single

black plaque: no I'm not

fuck you all: SERIOUSLY!! WHO ARE YOU DATING!!

black plaque: don't worry about who I'm dating

fuck you all: why is everyone dating someone!!! ;-;

fuck you all: this is unfair

Idiot has changed Fuck you all name to Forever alone

forever alone: rude

idiot: you can change the name once you get into a relationship

snake king: which will take a long time cause your a moron

forever alone: moony you have full permission to marry my brother so long as you take him away

done with you all: deal

snake king: I'm both offended yet happy

idiot: aside from padfoot being single, I realized we never changed lisanna's name

lioness: oh yeah!

lioness: I got this

Lioness has changed Lisanna name to Dragon queen

lioness: done ^-^

dragon queen: awesome

prince murder: someone get Sirius a date cause he just called me and he's crying

prince murder: why do you people always call me when there's a problem?

black plaque: because you love us

idiot: and because if we call Lily she'll just suggest arson and Remus well trick us into buying him chocolate

prince murder: fair enough

dragon queen: isn't Sirius a whore tho?

prince murder: no he isn't

prince murder: ....

prince murder: ok he is but please don't bring up cause I'm still on the phone with him

lioness: hang up on him

prince murder: I want to but then I'll feel bad

done with you all: tell him to call me

prince murder: got it

black plaque: so we're gonna help Sirius find a date?

idiot: yes, yes we are

dragon queen: gross

lioness: hush now love, I'm excited to help Siri find a date

snake king: we all are, well all except your girlfriend

dragon queen: bingo

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