sev's bitch: So Filch is severus's father?
prince murder: step father yes
lioness: he's nice
snake king: he's only nice to Severus, Filch only tolerates us cause we're friends with sev
lioness: that's true
sev's bitch: so I have to go meet filch?
prince murder: yes, you'll properly meet him and my mother this weekend
sev's bitch: I'm gonna die
bad bitch: well mate it was nice knowing you
done with you all: may you rest in peace
black plaque: and know you'll hold a special place in our hearts
snake king: we're gonna sell whatever is left of you online
lioness: or use it as potion ingredients
prince murder: lmfao
sev's bitch: it's not funny!!
prince murder: it is, it really is
prince murder: but you know I love you, meet me at the library
sev's bitch: I love you too and alright
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It's short I know, I tried. I'll work harder on the next chapter.
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Marauders group texts
HumorThe idea to make a group chat story involving the marauders seems very fun, it will also include Severus and Lily plus any other characters. They're all friends in this but they still talk shit about eachother. I'm not sure who will end up with who...