Severus: Guess who got arrested!!!
Severus: ✨ME✨
James: Sev what the fuck!!! Why!?!
Severus: Why is my boyfriend stupid?
Severus: I genuinely wish to know
Lily: Love makes a man stupid
Lily: But James is just naturally stupid
James: I'm like right here ya know
Severus: Oh we know
Remus: Ignoring James, did you finally get arrested for setting the school on fire?
Severus: Yes I did :)
James: So what I can't see you now anymore?! I'm not fond of this!!
James: Sev!!!!
Severus: Oh relax, everything is gonna be fine, I'll see you later tonight
James: You promise?
Severus: I promise
Remus: Please do not set the auror department on fire
Severus: .....
Severus: You're not my mother
Lily: Burn it down Sev! Go wild!!
Sirius: Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire!
Severus: Love the support guys ^-^
Regulus: You should blow the place up
Severus: Even better Reg thank you!
Remus: Reg no! Why!
Regulus: Why not?
Regulus: Come over, I wanna cuddle with you!!
Remus: I'm going, I'm going!!
James: Sev!! Don't get into any more trouble
Severus: What if I framed someone?
James: Deal
Sirius: Hang on, how are you texting us? Wouldn't they have taken your phone?
Severus: Stop asking questions Siri
Sirius: I'm terrified now so I'm gonna keep quiet
Severus: Good, good, I'm off see ya guys!!
📵📵📵Slytherin chatroom📵📵📵
Prince: I've been arrested and I need someone to come blow up the DMLE
Rosier: I'd do it but I'm hanging out with Mark right now
Avery: Maybe Rabastan can do it
Lestrange: I'm currently out of the country
Prince: What for?
Lestrange: Beats me, I zone out everytime my parents talk. Anyways I'll go and blow up the DMLE
Prince: Yay!
Mulciber: Love that Severus is getting people to commit criminal acts
Malfoy: You all realize there's no need to blow up the DMLE I could get you out of there myself
Lestrange: That's no fun tho
Prince: Yeah
Malfoy: I do not care, no one is blowing up the DMLE
Malfoy: Severus I'm going to get you, behave in the meantime
Prince: Ugh fine
Lestrange: Tsk, tsk
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Marauders group texts
HumorThe idea to make a group chat story involving the marauders seems very fun, it will also include Severus and Lily plus any other characters. They're all friends in this but they still talk shit about eachother. I'm not sure who will end up with who...
