James: I hope you all you figured out what to change your names too
Lily: we have
James: alright good, now time to change your guys name
Lily changed her name to Lioness
Remus has changed his name to Done with you all
Peter changed his name to Black plaque
Sirius changed his name to Bad bitch
James changed his name to Please let me live
James has changed Severus name to Prince Murder
black plaque: that name sounds kinda cool
lioness: let's hope sev thinks so or else James dies
done with you all: I think James might live
bad bitch: can we talk about remus's name please
done with you all: there's nothing to talk about, it is what it is
lioness: lmfao
please let me live: where is Severus anyways?
lioness: I don't know I haven't heard from him
done with you all: neither have I
black plaque: is he dead?
please let me live: he better not be
bad bitch: he's alive
black plaque: how would you know?
please let me live: he kidnapped sev now he's asleep on my bed
done with you all: me and Peter go to the library for 5 minutes you guys commit a kidnapping
bad bitch: yeah
lioness: you two are seriously going to get killed
bad bitch: sev was asleep when I got him so I put him on James's bed so when he wakes up he'll think James took him
done with you all: that's smart
black plaque: poor James
please let me live: I fear for my life
prince murder: shut up and sit down all your murmuring and pacing around is giving me a headache
prince murder: explain the name change
please let me live: it seemed fun and the name I gave you fits cause you're mom's a prince and I might die
prince murder: whatever, who's room am I in?
done with you all: you're in our room and in James's bed
lioness: Sirius kidnapped you by the way
bad bitch: I'm gonna die now thanks Lily
lioness: you're welcome 😊
prince murder: meh whatever the bed is warm I'm going back to bed
bad bitch: so we won't die?
prince murder: keep making noises and you just might
please let me live: no no we'll be quiet you go back to sleep
prince murder: tsk
black plaque: are you really stroking his hair?
please let me live: it's putting him to sleep and it means we get to live
done with you all: you and Sirius are fucking idiots
bad bitch: ok rude
lioness: yet true
please let me live: I came out here to have a good time and I honestly feel so attacked right now
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Marauders group texts
HumorThe idea to make a group chat story involving the marauders seems very fun, it will also include Severus and Lily plus any other characters. They're all friends in this but they still talk shit about eachother. I'm not sure who will end up with who...
