Remus: this is like the 17th time Severus has set the school on fire and again it's cause of either James or Sirius
Sirius: we're trying to see who can get Sev to set fire to the school the most before we graduate
Lily: So what's the score?
Severus: Sirius 9, James 8
James: I gotta step up my game
Peter: I'm surprised Severus isn't in jail
Severus: I'm surprised too
Lily: you guys need to chill
Sirius: nah I think we're good
Remus: I question our friendship
James: question it all you want moony, you can't leave us
Peter: well he could but then you and Sirius would cry
James: Peter shut up
Peter: no
Lily: lmfao that's accurate
Sirius: I don't appreciate this call out
Severus: Lupin if you leave take me with you
Remus: Got it
Lily: I wanna go with you guys too!!
Remus: Sure Lily
James: Wait are you guys actually leaving us?!
Sirius: Don't go!!
Peter: Guys we're going to dinner, stop being drama queens and hurry up
James: oh.....okay
Sirius: alright then
Lily: ah...you couldn't have let them freak out a bit more Peter
Peter: they'll destroy our room during their freak out and I like it if my things stayed intacted
Lily: that's fair
Severus: they're making a scene
Remus: I need out of this friendship
James: you will never leave!!!!
Remus: watch me
Remus has left the chat
James: hold up!!
Severus: ha!
Sirius: I'm upset but that was good
Peter: Do we add him back?
Severus: he says no
Lily: it's funny cause not only did he leave the chat but he left the Gryffindor table and went to go sit with sev
Sirius: I'm adding him
Sirius has added Remus
Remus: this is abuse
Peter: lol
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Marauders group texts
HumorThe idea to make a group chat story involving the marauders seems very fun, it will also include Severus and Lily plus any other characters. They're all friends in this but they still talk shit about eachother. I'm not sure who will end up with who...
