Marauders group texts

Filch

done with you all: Mrs. Norris clawed James

lioness: really?

done with you all: it was funny as hell

sev's bitch: it also hurt like hell!!!!

sev's bitch: and not only that filch gave me and only me detention for a week!!! what the fuck!!

done with you all: what a great way to end a date huh prongs

regulus: it was great, sev still hasn't stopped laughing

black plaque: what did you even do prongs?

sev's bitch: I did nothing!!! I walked sev to the Slytherin common room and then I kissed him and all of a sudden Mrs. Norris shows up out nowhere and claws me

sev's bitch: then Filch shows up and gives me detention

prince murder: Filch hates you James

sev's bitch: I can tell, now I need to know why!!

lioness: if only you knew

sev's bitch: knew what??

regulus: nothing

lioness: hang on a sec

Lioness has changed Regulus name to Snake king

lioness: done

snake king: lol nice

bad bitch: so prongs has detention for a week now, dude what the hell!!

sev's bitch: I didn't do shit! don't get mad at me!!

black plaque: so does this mean we're gonna spy on Filch to figure out why he gave you detention

sev's bitch: yes!!

done with you all: count me out, I'm not going to stalk the school caretaker

bad bitch: oh come on moony!! we can't do this without you!!!

sev's bitch: yeah! you're our brains!!

lioness: he clearly is

black plaque: I'm with moony on this one guys

sev's bitch: oh come on!!

prince murder: you guys don't have to stalk Mister Filch

bad bitch: and why not??

prince murder: because me, Lily, and reg know why he gave James detention

sev's bitch: tell me!!!

snake king: well you're dating Filch's son so it's not a shock that he gave you detention

lioness: and that Mrs. Norris clawed you considering they caught you kissing his son

sev's bitch: wait...

bad bitch: holy shit