prince murder: so my boyfriend left me
idiot: I went to the bathroom!!!
prince murder: and now I'm all alone
prince murder: so me and James got back together
lioness: lol good
idiot: you are so dramatic
prince murder: being dramatic is what won you over so
idiot: I know💕
prince murder: also reg Evan wants to know if he can murder your brother?
snake king: yes
lioness: wait I wanna kill Siri!
prince murder: Evan says you can help
bad bitch: I'm going into hiding, I'm gonna hide somewhere you guys can never find me
snake king: he plans on hiding at the Potter's house
bad bitch: traitor
idiot: you already live with us anyways it's kinda obvious
done with you all: you guys can't kill Siri
lioness: why not!!
bad bitch: oh thank god at least moony cares about me
done with you all: meh, I just don't want neither of them going to jail
bad bitch: rude
done with you all: you threw away all my chocolate, I am mad at you
bad bitch: you left hickeys on my little brother!!!
done with you all: fuck it guys just kill him I'll bail you out
lioness: yay!!
prince murder: both Evan and James left the hospital wing, they have formed an alliance
bad bitch: oh dear god
prince murder: also I forgot to mention that Mulciber and Avery are looking for you too
prince murder: oh! as well as Crouch and Wilkes
bad bitch: why are they trying to kill me!!!
black plaque: sev is roommates with Mulciber and Avery, plus he's friends with them all but even then Slytherin's are very protective of eachother and you set one of their rooms on fire with two fellow Slytherin's inside so...who knows
bad bitch: remember me
lioness: yeah no
prince murder: goodluck Siri!
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Marauders group texts
HumorThe idea to make a group chat story involving the marauders seems very fun, it will also include Severus and Lily plus any other characters. They're all friends in this but they still talk shit about eachother. I'm not sure who will end up with who...
