📵Slytherin group chat📵
Rosier: If I release a dangerous creature into the school, will classes be cancelled?
Prince: Probably, honestly I'm not sure cause they'll think I did it and if they think that then classes would resume as normal cause I hate going to class and that's how they punish me
Prince: They also won't let me in the library and the herbology classroom so
Rosier: But it won't be you, I'll tell them it was me hell, I'll release the creature in front of the headmaster
Prince: If you do that then yeah they would cancel classes, Why?
Mucaliber: Evan no, no setting loose dangerous creatures to get out of exams
Rosier: Damn....alright
Prince: Lol I could burn the school down
Rosier: Yes
Mucaliber: Please don't
Crouch: Do it! I got a charms exam and I don't wanna do it!
Avery: Do not! Burning down the school should not be a solution at all!!!
Prince: But it's fun
Malfoy: Severus behave
Prince: Buzzkill
Malfoy: If any of you don't want to take some exam just skip class or pretend being sick for merlin sake
Rosier: You are no fun at all
Mucaliber: Evan don't leave me alone in class! ;-;
Rosier: I will not my darling butterfly!
Mucaliber: Yay!
Crouch: Simp
Rosier: Like you're one to talk🙄
Prince: So guys I got some news
Malfoy: What did you do...
Prince: Not much :)
Avery: The school's on fire again
Crouch: Yes!!
Rosier: What a miracle
Mucaliber: I think Sev should be home schooled
Malfoy: you and me both
📵Marauders chat📵
Remus: Alright which one of you guys did it
James: I am innocent until proven guilty!
Sirius: Yeah!
Remus: So you guys did it, got it
Sirius: I did a lot of things but I didn't do whatever it is you are accusing us of
James: Is this about the school being set on fire again?
Remus: Yes! And we all know it was Sev who did it and we also know that you and Sirius are the ones who get him to do it, so which of you did it?
James: Oh yeah
James: This time it wasn't us, but I will take a little bit of blame cause I was with him and he distracted me before going and starting a fire
Remus: And how'd he'd distract you?
Severus: I kissed his cheek and that was it, it's nice dating a simp
Remus: Of course you did
Regulus: He started a fire cause Evan and Barty wanted to avoid taking an exam for some classes and Sev took the opportunity to be a menace
Severus: Hehe yup :)
Remus: Lovely, absolutely lovely
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Marauders group texts
HumorThe idea to make a group chat story involving the marauders seems very fun, it will also include Severus and Lily plus any other characters. They're all friends in this but they still talk shit about eachother. I'm not sure who will end up with who...
