📵📵📵📵Private chat📵📵📵📵
rosier: WHAT THE BLOODY HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!!!!
rosier: HOW BLOODY STUPID ARE YOU!!!
black: the hell did I do!?
rosier: WHAT ON EARTH MADE YOU TELL MARK THAT I WAS NOTHING MORE OF AN ILLUSION!!
black: HE SAID YOU WERE NICE! YOU OF ALL PEOPLE!!
black: IF I DIDN'T KNOW ANY BETTER I'D SAY HE'S BACK ON DRUGS!
rosier: MARK IS A BLOODY SCHIZOPHRENIC YOU JACKASS!!!
rosier: HE HAD A MELT DOWN BECAUSE OF YOU!! HE PRACTICALLY BLEW UP HALF OF HIS ROOM!!!
rosier: IT LOOKED LIKE A WAR ZONE IN THERE!!!
rosier: YOU KNOW WHAT JUST STAY AWAY FROM HIM! DO NOT TEXT HIM OR SEND HIM LETTERS! I WANT YOU NOWHERE NEAR MARK UNDERSTOOD! I WILL NOT HAVE YOU HURT HIM AGAIN WITH YOUR BLOODY BULLSHIT!!
📵📵📵📵Group chat📵📵📵📵
bad bitch: Did you guys know that Mark Mucaliber is a schizophrenic?
snake king: yes, everyone knows that
bad bitch: I didn't! and now I'm going to die!
idiot: what did you do?
bad bitch: James is that you?
idiot: yes, now explain to us why might die?
bad bitch: I asked Mark if it was true that he was dating Evan cause I find it hard to believe that someone can date such a bad tempered guy.
bad bitch: so Mark said he was dating him and he also said that he was very nice. I called him delusional and he says goodbye then all of a sudden I get messages from Evan telling me what happened and to stay away from him
prince murder: then yeah you are going to die
bad bitch: oh god....
prince murder: which would explain why Evan asked me to brew him a poison
bad bitch: oh dear lord....he's gonna poison me!!
bad bitch: stop making it!
prince murder: haha...no
bad bitch: sev please!
prince murder: he paid me good money to make this poison
prince murder: plus he bought me strawberries so goodluck
bad bitch: I'm gonna die
done with you all: may you rest in peace
snake king: Siri if you die can I have all your stuff?
bad bitch: no! you fucker!
lioness: can we give you a viking funeral?
bad bitch: yes but I'd very much like to live
idiot: you won't if sev is the one making that poison
black plaque: chances are you'll die the minute it hits your tongue
idiot: sev is getting flustered and it's great
prince murder: shut up before I shove the poison down your throat instead
idiot: no no you can shove the poison down Sirius's throat
bad bitch: really?
idiot: what? I got my boyfriend to forgive me I'm not gonna upset him again
done with you all: lol
snake king: welp today will be an interesting day
black plaque: yup
lioness: I hope mark is okay
prince murder: mark is fine, he's in the hospital wing right now with Evan
lioness: that's good
snake king: is the poison almost done?
idiot: it's done go away
bad bitch: I think we're interrupting James's make out session with Severus
snake king: lol
done with you all: leave them be, we got classes
black plaque: you think padfoot will die during dinner?
lioness: yes
bad bitch: I'm gonna go hide now
snake king: stop being a wuss and go to class
bad bitch: tsk
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Marauders group texts
HumorThe idea to make a group chat story involving the marauders seems very fun, it will also include Severus and Lily plus any other characters. They're all friends in this but they still talk shit about eachother. I'm not sure who will end up with who...
