sev's bitch: GUYS THE MAP IS MISSING!!!
sev's bitch: AND SO IS MY BLOODY BOYFRIEND!!!
bad bitch: WHAT THE FUCK PRONGS!?!
done with you all: ARE YOU BLOODY KIDDING ME!!!!
black plaque: HOW DO YOU LOSE THE MAP!!!
sev's bitch: I DON'T KNOW!!!! BUT GUYS MY BOYFRIEND IS MISSING TOO!!
lioness: Sev not missing he's with me
lioness: we're studying together
sev's bitch: are you in your room, the library, or sev's room???
prince murder: we are in neither of those rooms, and before the rest of you shout about us ignoring the fact you "lost" the map I have it
bad bitch: why the bloody hell do you have the map??
prince murder: to keep you fuckers from disturbing me and Lily with our studies
bad bitch: YOU FUCKER! TELL US WHERE YOU ARE SO HELP ME GOD!!!!
lioness: ARE YOU THREATENING US BLACK! CAUSE IF SO BRING IT ON!!!
bad bitch: BRING IT RED!!!!!
prince murder: So whose gonna pay for sirius's funeral?
prince murder: cause Regulus is with us and he read the texts and automatically declared that Sirius wasn't his brother anymore
done with you all: if reg is reading our messages I would just like to say
done with you all: Hi, and can you please date me?
bad bitch: NOW WAIT A MINUTE!!! MOONY YOU BACK THE HELL AWAY FROM MY LITTLE BROTHER!!!
prince murder: It's me Regulus. Sev let me borrow his phone while he finishes writing his essay.
prince murder: First off Hello Lupin and I'll think about it, Second off Sirius you are about to get your ass kicked by a chick so piss off, and Third off I've thought of it and sure Lupin I'll go on a date with you.
prince murder: Have fun Siri
done with you all: I got a date😊
sev's bitch: congrats moony
black plaque: so what do we do about Sirius?
done with you all: he brought this on himself so let him deal with it
lioness: Ok I'm back, and hey congrats Remus
black plaque: is Sirius dead?
lioness: I refuse to answer any questions at this time
sev's bitch: ok look as much as I care about padfoot, can you please tell me where you, reg, and my boyfriend are!?!??!!
lioness: sev said I'm not allowed to tell
sev's bitch: why not!!!
prince murder: because right now I wanna focus on my studies without you distracting me all the time
prince murder: but now I crave affection so I guess my studies will have to be put on hold....meet me at the room of requirement
sev's bitch: yes sir!!!
lioness: lol
lioness: ohh remus, reg said to meet him at the library
done with you all: got it!
lioness: ay Peter you wanna go raid the kitchen?
black plaque: sure why not, I'm hungry anyways
lioness: awesome
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Marauders group texts
HumorThe idea to make a group chat story involving the marauders seems very fun, it will also include Severus and Lily plus any other characters. They're all friends in this but they still talk shit about eachother. I'm not sure who will end up with who...
