James: Alright my dashing friends! We need to change our names!!!
Severus: excuse me I'll be back
James: where are you going??
Severus: I'm gonna go piss off mulciber and hope he kills me
Lily: heads up he's roommates with mulciber
James: SO HELP ME GOD! SEVERUS SNAPE YOU GET YOUR BITCH ASS BACK HERE!!!
Remus: he says "not with that attitude"
Sirius: is he ignoring us?!
Remus: maybe
Sirius: Oh hell no! I'll be back!!
Peter: do we stop him?
Remus: I texted Severus so it'll be fine
Lily: do you think sev will burn the school down again?
Remus: nah, he might kill Sirius
James: ok well while Severus deals with Sirius, we all need to change our names
Lily: why?
James: because it'll be fun, that's why
Peter: that does sound fun
Remus: not it
Lily: not it
Peter: not it
Sirius: not it
James: why are you guys saying not it?
Peter: name change + Severus
James: ......
James: ah fuck
Lily: it's funny how Sirius went out of his way to send not it
Sirius: Severus punched me in the face, I got a black eye. but now we're just cuddling
James: why are you cuddling with Severus?!
Sirius: because he's sick and HE SCARES ME!!!!
Lily: oh yea! sev has the flu, I forgot to mention that
Sirius: Send help
Remus: Nah, I think you're good
Peter: have fun Sirius
Sirius: you bastards
James: someone send Severus a text!
Sirius: DO NOT!! DO NOT FUCKING DO IT!! NONE OF YOU SONS OF BITCHES BETTER SEND HIM A TEXT!!!
Lily: lol this is great
Sirius: it is not!!!
Sirius: he looks adorable but he's deadly
Sirius: Rosier walked in, do you think he'll help?
Remus: you set his robes on fire in our 3rd year no I do not think he'll help
Sirius: I'm gonna ask
Sirius: he told me to suffer
Peter: ha!
James: well Sirius you will be greatly missed
Sirius: I hate you all
Remus: it's because of that attitude that we won't help
Lily: yeah, learn some manners and we'll help
Sirius: I'VE BEEN SET FREE!!!
James: how?
Sirius: Mulciber walked in and dragged me out of the room then out of the common room
Peter: do you think Mulciber will die?
Sirius: probably
Lily: aside from that what do we change our names to?
James: well that's up to you guys, I on the other have to think this through or else I die
Remus: goodluck with that prongs
James: thanks moony
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Marauders group texts
HumorThe idea to make a group chat story involving the marauders seems very fun, it will also include Severus and Lily plus any other characters. They're all friends in this but they still talk shit about eachother. I'm not sure who will end up with who...
