prince murder: explain James's name change
bad bitch: I'm just stating facts sev
sev's bitch: it's bullshit
prince murder: then why haven't you changed it
sev's bitch: ......
bad bitch: lmfao yeah mate, why haven't you changed it~
sev's bitch: I hate this chat
done with you all: you're the one who made it bud
lioness: so sev how was your nap~
prince murder: I'm still tired
black plaque: you're always tired
prince murder: I'm mainly tired of y'alls shit but that's irrelevant
sev's bitch: then go back to sleep
prince murder: I got class
prince murder: now quit stroking my hair before I fall asleep again you bastard
sev's bitch: alright fine
prince murder: now let go of me
sev's bitch: .....
sev's bitch: hush now sev
prince murder: LILS!! JAMES IS RUINING MY EDUCATION!!
lioness: OH HELL NO!!! JAMES POTTER YOU LET GO OF MY BABY BEFORE I GO OVER THERE AND BEAT YOU TO DEATH!!!
sev's bitch: .....
prince murder: I should not be offended or hurt at how quick he let go of me but I am
lioness: alright I'm killing him
sev's bitch: What?! No!
done with you all: today is not your day huh prongs
prince murder: I need to go to class...
sev's bitch: I got this
lioness: and what do you plan on doing Potter?
sev's bitch: you'll see!
bad bitch: now I'm very curious in what prongs is gonna do
black plaque: chances are it's something stupid
done with you all: seriously...
lioness: aww! Sev looks so flustered!
prince murder: I hate you
sev's bitch: you wanted to go to class and you also didn't want me to let you go, so I figured out a compromise
bad bitch: your compromise was to carry him to class and then have him sit on your lap?
sev's bitch: yes
lioness: alright James I won't kill you
sev's bitch: oh thank God
prince murder: this is embarrassing
sev's bitch: well it's not my fault you got hurt when I let you go
prince murder: piss off
lioness: I heard a sniffle, James Potter if he starts to cry I will have your head
bad bitch: 50 bucks says Lily beats James at the end of class
black plaque: you're on
done with you all: fuck it I'm in too.
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Marauders group texts
HumorThe idea to make a group chat story involving the marauders seems very fun, it will also include Severus and Lily plus any other characters. They're all friends in this but they still talk shit about eachother. I'm not sure who will end up with who...
