done with you all: is...is Lily beating up James??
prince murder: she is :)
black plaque: WHY??
prince murder: James pinched me, I screamed abuse, and Lily became feral ^-^
bad bitch: it's weird hearing the slytherins cheer for a Gryffindor
done with you all: none of the teachers are trying to stop her, they're just eating their breakfast
black plaque: it was only a matter of time before Lily attacked James for his stupidity
bad bitch: is James gonna die?
prince murder: sadly no, Evan pulled Lily off. Don't know what he said but Lily agreed.
done with you all: are you poking him?
prince murder: maybe
lioness: I'm back
bad bitch: what did Rosier tell you?
lioness: don't worry about it
done with you all: it doesn't matter what Rosier said we need to take James to the hospital wing
lioness: sev already took him with the help of Mulciber and Avery
done with you all: alright good
bad bitch: I feel like we might be next
black plaque: no just you
prince murder: lol
bad bitch: I'm terrified and offended
lioness: good
lioness: the slytherins are very nice 🥰
bad bitch: well of course they would be, you viciously attacked someone from your own house in front of them it's also less of a shock since you and James are in Gryffindor
lioness: well aside from that I need you guys to tell me if sev is still at the hospital wing with James or at the library
black plaque: he's still in the hospital wing
lioness: alright well as much as I hate to leave paradise I'm gonna go join my best friend and idiot friend at the hospital
done with you all: I'll go with you
done with you all: Sirius, Peter you two go to class
bad bitch: what why??
lioness: because you're still plotting something to get Severus to burn the school down
done with you all: and Peter will supervise you
bad bitch: alright fine
black plaque: will you buy me snacks?
done with you all: I will buy you snacks
black plaque: ah yes!! let's go Sirius!
bad bitch: damn
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Marauders group texts
HumorThe idea to make a group chat story involving the marauders seems very fun, it will also include Severus and Lily plus any other characters. They're all friends in this but they still talk shit about eachother. I'm not sure who will end up with who...
