done with you all: Sev come get your needy boyfriend, seriously this bitch won't shut up about you
prince murder: I'm with my dad, so no I won't go get him
sev's bitch: I thought your father was dead??
sev's bitch: and didn't you hate him!!??
sev's bitch: and we're in school, wasn't he also a muggle, how can you??
lioness: sev's mom remarried
bad bitch: who did she marry??
prince murder: don't worry about it :)
sev's bitch: great sev has a new dad and he won't say who it is and I gotta meet him...
sev's bitch: I'm gonna die
lioness: oh yeah for sure
done with you all: you know who he is?
lioness: yup and reg knows too
black plaque: was that who you guys were with the other day?
prince murder: yes
prince murder: he works here
done with you all: really?
prince murder: yes
bad bitch: Guys! We gotta figure out who's sev's new dad is!!!
sev's bitch: yes we do!!!
lioness: should we be worried??
prince murder: I still have the map so it should be fine
prince murder: plus there's some secret passages that I found so it'll be easy to hide from them
lioness: awesome
sev's bitch: wait!
black plaque: are you for real?!
prince murder: yes, so have fun figuring out who my new father is
lioness: we wish you boys the best of luck
bad bitch: why does it feel like we might die?
done with you all: well if we know anything about Lily and Severus is that there is a 99.9% you and James will die
sev's bitch: why just us?! what about you and Peter??
black plaque: me and Remus have immunity
bad bitch: what! how!?
lioness: Peter always gives us snacks and Remus is basically a giant teddy bear
prince murder: a giant teddy bear with chocolate
lioness: mhm
sev's bitch: I am literally sev's boyfriend!!!
prince murder: you made me mess up a potion, you can perish
done with you all: lmfao
black plaque: haha this great
sev's bitch: that happens last year!!!
bad bitch: ha! James your boyfriend is petty
sev's bitch: he really is but he's also hot so it's fine
lioness: lol
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Marauders group texts
HumorThe idea to make a group chat story involving the marauders seems very fun, it will also include Severus and Lily plus any other characters. They're all friends in this but they still talk shit about eachother. I'm not sure who will end up with who...
