James: Why did I just come across Sirius and Lily making out??
Remus: They're dating now
James: When did that happen?!
Peter: About two days ago
Peter: And before you ask how come you weren't told or didn't know, well it's probably because you had your tongued shoved down Severus's throat in the same way Sirius is doing with Lily to read our texts
James: Ok fair enough
Remus: Lol Peter for the win
Peter: Thank you ^^
James: Now where's my boyfriend
Severus: Dead
James: Sev!!
Peter: Rip to you Sev
Severus: Thank you
Peter: You're welcome
James: Sev where are you?!
Severus: Over at Madam Puddifoot's tea shop with Reg, Evan, and Mark
Remus: Is that why he won't respond to my messages?
Severus: Yes
Peter: Can you bring back some sweets?
Severus: Of course, do you want anything specific or?
Peter: Anything is good
Severus: Alright
James: When will you be coming back and why are you guys there?
Severus: Mark wanted to go and he wanted us there with him too
Remus: Makes sense, so when will you guys return
Severus: Whenever we feel like returning
James: Sev!!!!
Severus: Welp I gotta go, bye~
James: SEV!!!!
Peter: He's gone mate
James: I want my boyfriend :(
Peter: Why not just go to Puddifoot's tea shop
James: Peter, my dearest friend, me and moony wanna live
Peter: How is going there gonna get you killed?
Remus: Evan hates me, James, and Sirius
Remus: So if we go he'll kill us
Peter: Ok I know why he hates Sirius but why you and James?
James: Remember when I fucked things up with Severus after meeting his parents?
Peter: Yes
James: Ok well incase you forgot or didn't know, I wound up in the hospital wing and it was Evan who put me there.
James: And considering he views Severus as like a little brother, he still fucking despises me for accidentally hurting Sev
Peter: Ah that explains a lot ok, so Rem why does he hate you?
Remus: Cause I'm dating Reg
Peter: What...?
Remus: Reg and Evan are related to Cissa, Bella, and Meda so inturn they are practically family but not by blood either way Evan is protective of Regulus
Remus: And because of the shit James and Sirius have done he doesn't trust me and has stated that he'll kill me if I so much as hurt Reg in the smallest way
Peter: Oh wow, well guess it seems you guys have just got to wait for Sev and Reg to return
James: Yup, Evan is a very terrifying man
Remus: Just like Severus, except with an actual kill count
Peter: Wait what-
James: Don't worry, you're safe Pete
Remus: Yeah, me and James are not
Peter: Good to know...
Peter: Do you guys wanna go flying?
James: Yes!!
Remus: Sure
Peter: Good
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Marauders group texts
HumorThe idea to make a group chat story involving the marauders seems very fun, it will also include Severus and Lily plus any other characters. They're all friends in this but they still talk shit about eachother. I'm not sure who will end up with who...
